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Not very funny......but thought provoking.....

What's the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A slut sleeps with anyone, a Bitch sleeps with anyone but YOU!

I'll take the stairs!

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut. He tells the old barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin...

I saw this in Hong Kong Airport yesterday, makes a lot of sense, potty training by demonstration rather than explanation.

I can understand why they're sick and tired of this dog.

"Shit.....should have left the weed in the car!"

Does the statement, "We've always done it that way" ring any bells...? US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the...

Cool dad.

When you're in Romania.....