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That is so very close to what I was about to type I'm not even going to bother typing it...

I don't know mate... I'd stick with who you are... Women get a little disgusting at times...

Judo..? Nothing quite like having a woman that is smaller than you throwing you around like a rag doll without breaking a sweat...

The largest weight difference I actually recorded after a dump was just a little over 900 grams... I'm certain the one I dropped in the public toilet would have easily been 3 kilos of shit...

Lil roach who were you talking to there..? who is it that you say should start a new thread..?

Wow... Old people storage..? I have never heard that one and I sadly admit the way you worded it made me smile... If getting you to try a kind of healthy drink that tastes like fruit and vegetables makes you want to do that then perhaps infanticide shouldn't be illegal... perhaps it can become...

Which particular bottle of V8 juice were you partaking of that made you feel this way..? they all taste like a combination of fresh fruits and vegetables... Don't eat them much do you..? EDIT... what kind of vomit do you consider undrinkable..?

Sounds about right... but did I say carrot..? Sorry... I shouldn't smoke so much before posting... I meant parsnip... how I could write carrot instead of parsnip I will never truly understand...

After a hard nights drinking and bag upon bag of chips and pop corn I shat in a public toilet so much so that there was no water in the bowl just a big brown and slightly blueish slop... It was epic... Passing that was close to religious...

You bring up an interesting point comparing Kanyes mother to Ted Bundy... Ted Did things to earn the ire of any decent human being... Kanyes mother..? I don't think so...

I have no choice whether I like Kanye or not... My Dislike of the man is very much natural and involuntary... But his mother should be kept well clear of any discussion about Kanye... Kidney learn some fucking respect...

Some red headed women are gorgeous... but it doesn't make up for the rest of them...

I'm always disappointed when gingers breed outside of their own kind... They should have more respect for the rest of humanity...

Of course... That's Jim... he's my cousin...

Or you could join the forums at MOS and learn how to do it without injecting your penis 8 times a day...

Can't buy them where I live... They are illegal...

Yet I can go down to the nearest supermarket or petrol station and buy enough caffeine pills to give an elephant a heart attack...

When it comes to performance arts, for me personality makes a big difference...

I believe in ghosts... My mothers house where I grew up has one the house is over 100 years old (Which is practically ancient for where I live, He seems like he was a soldier WW1 ish era...

Yeah... cause personality has nothing to do with being an MC right..?