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  1. Shannon Alexander

    Who THE FUCK can't swim?!

    That's a pretty specific situation for Jesus that you have in mind Mickey...
  2. Shannon Alexander

    Who THE FUCK can't swim?!

    You're right on that one Mickey. I don't remember the bible ever mentioning Jesus taking a dump either... but he was a man...
  3. Shannon Alexander

    Who THE FUCK can't swim?!

    So you know what I'm talking about then Scroglo old son..!
  4. Shannon Alexander

    Who THE FUCK can't swim?!

    I personally can't imagine what from curling could save your life... other than the ability to move efficiently over ice... Good call on the Curling Metasynth... I hadn't thought of that one...
  5. Shannon Alexander

    Who THE FUCK can't swim?!

    You can't knock the potential usefulness of being able to throw a spear/javelin...
  6. Shannon Alexander

    Who THE FUCK can't swim?!

    Running... Shooting... Archery... Javelin... Cycling... And those are just a handful of the Olympic sports off the top of my head that could save your life in the right situation...
  7. Shannon Alexander

    Oh Shit..!

    No I didn't sac a goat... sorry to disappoint you guys...
  8. Shannon Alexander

    Who THE FUCK can't swim?!

    I don't need an excuse or reason to not have any swimming skills...
  9. Shannon Alexander

    Oh Shit..!

    Everything went okay... No problems came down enough to not look stoned... but still had a heck of a buzz...
  10. Shannon Alexander

    Oh Shit..!

    Just ate a huge bowl of cereal, that'll mellow me down a little...
  11. Shannon Alexander

    Sometimes i wonder..

    What is with the muslim hate up in here..?
  12. Shannon Alexander

    Oh Shit..!

    I think I smoked a little too much... and... I've got a meeting to prepare for...
  13. Shannon Alexander

    Sometimes i wonder..

    That is already proven false...
  14. Shannon Alexander

    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Darker than black + Wake and Bake = Awesome...
  15. Shannon Alexander

    What's For Dinner Tonight?

    I can tell... You are an actual fan of black pudding from the statement you just made...
  16. Shannon Alexander

    What's For Dinner Tonight?

    I'm having some canned spam that has bacon in it maybe with some pasta spirals in a cheese sauce... Or most probably just by itself...
  17. Shannon Alexander

    Avatar WAR! (I win)

    Woh... what the fuck... When did this turn in to a thread about somebody wanting some babies Schinken..?
  18. Shannon Alexander

    Avatar WAR! (I win)

    You just don't get it do you... to paraphrase Ali... Mine is the greatest...
  19. Shannon Alexander

    Fuck Youtube..!

    No... It's just sometimes I put something into the search bar and then go form there only clicking the links provided by youtube...
  20. Shannon Alexander

    Fuck Youtube..!

    AAaaaaaaaaaahhhh... "Fix my Shit..!" "Now Put the motherfucker in a frying pan and watch that bitch fry..!" "Fuck, Your, Groceries, Bitch, fuck your groceries..!" Never seen it before but now I love gangsta panda...
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