I personally can't imagine what from curling could save your life... other than the ability to move efficiently over ice...
Good call on the Curling Metasynth...
I hadn't thought of that one...
Running... Shooting... Archery... Javelin... Cycling...
And those are just a handful of the Olympic sports off the top of my head that could save your life in the right situation...
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