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its from the shawshank redemption...its the room where the old guy hangs himself and where morgan freemans character goes when he gets parole

you gettin gang banged by asian high rollers again?

lol, ah fuckin wish. nah mate used to be a painter and decorator but had enuff so decided ahd use the brain god gave me instead of my hands.

specially for you don, thought you mite have a chuckle^^^^

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-22230355

dons had it 17 times, twice on his feet and 4 times on his armpit

its a sexual disease you get from wankin

40 mate although i can pass for 35 externally and around 73 internally.

ah hope so too mate, ahve done jail a few times and like you said its just fuckin pish borin, the only thing about it that would annoy me is not seeing my son and not being able to go to uni...apart from that it doesnt worry me.

yeah im still at uni mate, semesters almost finished though, 2 more classes next week then off till my exams mid may. @ tension, if i get a guilty on the weapon then i expect a sentence, the cunts are always on an anti weapon crusade....but i expect a not guilty.

the bird outta that programme 'the scheme' lives just up the road from me and i did comm service with her lesbian girlfriend last year. i know the scheme quite well its a fuckin shit pit.

btw billys funeral is on tuesday still dont know what happened, post mortem was only carried out yesterday.

east ayrshire mate, cumnock....ahm no fussed about the plod, cunts know ma fuckin address anyway. i dont grow at home anymore coz ahm on bail for a bust last december, and ahm on bail for a meat cleaver incident as well from a few weeks ago, and ah was already bust before that too, so the cunts...

where abouts are you in the land of the ginger porridge monkey Tension?

only not as good lookin

not heard anything yet lads should be talking tae a mutual friend soon though, he said he would find out what happened.

afternoon playpark haunters. all my fuckin clones got fried....cunt......got another 12 though so hopefully theyll be ok. what a fuckin cunt of ah time ahm havin and the fuckin council are tryin to evict me again.....so that me got 3 separate court cases on the go.

yeah mate normally i'd totally agree but this particular mate is the only person i trust unequivocally but in general your right. trust no cunt.

its really coz im doing it in sum1 elses house, normally im pretty sound at germinating and cloning but thats only when i can check them constantly myself. ah well thats 12 altogether so im hoping for 9 to take. and its my usual saturday too mate but its the idea of getting away for a cpl of...

fuckin 8 outta ma ten seeds fuckin died, bastard rockwool was too wet. fuckit ten clones from a mates plants have replaced them, bastards better take. although this time tomorrow ahll be sitting in a bothy in the highlands with a whiskey in one hand, a cider in the other and white powder...