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After being married for 7 years, I've realised one thing. I still wank as much as when I was single, I just can't do it in the kitchen as often.

as long as you can get the fittings too match up, and that shouldnt be a problem, then it will work . the main issue is time you'll have to check how much water it can shift and at what rate. then after youve drained it all just pop the hose onto the tap and refill it, you probably wont be able...

a long hose and syphon it is the only way i can think of. same hose to refill the tank, you could buy a little water pump too if you dont fancy suckin the fuck out of the hose.

i dont watch much telly either, me and the mrs like to watch a couple of films together, we're kinda film buffs, we'll watch something and be commenting on the actors, the director, the the editing and shit but when im on my own i just read all the time, im sitting reading my kindle just now...

i dumped sky too and went with netflix, six quid a month along with the x-box membership and ive thousands of hours of film and tv to watch plus its great for my kid fuckin thousands of episodes of kids shows. skys good for 3 months and then youve seen most of the stuff worth watching.

i dont think im gonny bother with that guy after all, too much of a risk. i dont need the hassle rite now. think i'll just move to a bigger gaff and start again in a few months, mite leave it to the summer though after uni is finished.

not sure, ah told him ahd crunch the numbers and work out the investment /return scenario...if it doesnt suit me im out...bonus is i become totally untouchable. serious players.

local villain just asked me to organise a big grow...not too sure bout it....serious wedge involved though. he foots the bill i do the graft some other fucker has the risk.....guys a full on psycho, had a good battle with him years ago so he knows im no shitbag but we get on well...

if i had the time and access to decent ingredients i'd start to up my skill levels, drawback living in rural west of scotland, the supermarkets just dont stock the requisite gear. maybe sum day i'll get round to it though.

the party wasnt till mid january, the tips were fuckin great too coz the punters were all fuckin loaded....although iv also worked in sum crappy joints too, ive did a little cookin as well but only breakfast stuff, i enjoy cookin but im not trained, i did pick up a few tips and tricks though...

ive worked with some good chefs, i worked for one of the best in scotland, guy called bill costley, he owns some real top class gaffs multi million pound places, we had one customer that used to arrive once a month in her helicopter, the carpark was full of bentleys, mercs, rollers and shit...

i spent a few years workin in hotels everything from KP to bar man to eventually head waiter....you wouldnt get me back in one at the point of a fuckin sword.....shit hours, shit pay, shit fuckin screaming chefs 99% of whom are fuckin egomaniac prima donas. went fuckin psycho in one hotel and...

he's jist a wee dafty.....up here we'd call him a 'nugget'......its no worth arguing wae clowns like that, he's not got the wit or the patter to put up a worthwhile verbal joust, if he was smart or funny it would be enjoyable but its like playing trivial pursuit with a downs syndrome.

me and the girl spent around £500 on each of the kids. mibbe a bit more. and the grandparents all spent a good whack too. so they probably got a grand each in total. far too much but hey ho its only once a year so i dont mind, we dont tend to spend much throughout the year, ive a little charity...

adolff if your gonny be abusive at least try and be witty about it. its comin across as a pissed off teenager number, kinda thick with low self esteem. cumon try and be funny for fuck sake.

shocking mate, ive never understood what the problem is with ur team.....huge support, great stadium, some very good players but youse are bloody hopeless. strangest story in english football.

im fuckin ill.

happy easter

happy fuckin christmas ya bunch of pox ridden fuck sticks

never understood the whole payin for water/hosepipe ban number. fuckin country floods out every single year, it pisses down constantly. the fuckin lake district should be called the 'rain district' fuck me there thousands of empty vallys in scotland, wales and that dump that joins them , they...