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whoops, i od'd.

as long as you're doing things by the book and getting some kind of permit or visa when/wherever necessary i don't see what kinda trouble you'd get in. some countries will just deny access/visas to certain people and then if you manage to get in illegally, if you get caught you're in trouble...

dude it says u have to send the email by jan 26th...too late now sure?

yeah man i like a bit of classical, particularly mozart. it's good for chilling i think

yeah man a nice BLT with proper tasty ingredients (not just the gish that's lying around) it's proper

hahahahahahaha how long did that take to finish?!

apple or cherry - sweet. for just plain papers though i usually use raws.

if you ACTUALLY want to learn something about the middle eastern media you'd probably better learn arabic or persian. failing that, i'm quite keen on http://english.aljazeera.net/ for the eastern take on global news. dunno how spun it is though

why not just do a line and then spark a joint?

well i spent ages writing a comment but decided i would just get my head eaten by some misled patriots so suffice to say i'm not from the US or canada but i've been to both and i know people from both - canada wins imo would you stay at a job you didn't like if there was a better one...

that's just freaked the shit outta me. like, literally, i need to go clean up now

my favourite thing here is that intelligent was spelt wrong in the title. not complaining, i just like the irony. :bigjoint: to answer the question, i cannot even begin to imagine why or how we're all here. i'd tend to give more credence to the scientific explanations (big bang, evolution etc)...

dots you bastard! you'll dip your wick in anything! seriously though, 11 years old is too young to be poppin' out bairns, i don't care how young they did it in the middle ages. was this paedophilia or was the kid complicit? how old was the father at the time of conception?

well that's depressing, poor folks. what's abc normally like for news, which side do they tend to spin for?

i use miracle grow for veg and baby bio when they start budding, they're not top of the line by any means but they do the job. as for soil i use the dirt out in my back yard mixed with a couple handfulls of pebbles and some organic compost. it's about a 2:1 ratio soil:compost but i just chuck...

two whales overturn a ship using their blowholes to move it. mr whale says to his wife "shall we eat the crew, dear?" "good lord no!" she replies; "i might do blow jobs but i NEVER swallow seamen!" --- ever since my old mother in law went senile all she does all day is sit and stare through...

what's the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it.

i think my sandwich gland just pre-cummed a little...mmmmmm monte criiiiistoooooo

trailer park boys is good yeah, but takes aaages to 'get into' imo if you know what i mean. Bones is amaze. not cause it's actually good just cause e deschanel is fit as fuck. also 'the thick of it' is proper funny. apart from them the usual family guy, south park, simpsons, american...

hahahaha ew messy stuff man! although i'm not shitting and hitting right now, i gotta tell ya a few smokes will cure the hell outta the firehole that burrito gave you. fuck aye