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Must be some 5 star shit maaayn :D

playing on pube-pitches

I tend to stick in the gas canister from one ear and put the bowl on the next. Now for a bag of that, will cost you a Tenner :lol:

Its more like saying women don`t complain and pretend to orgasm because men are such ego freaks lol

Stuff out of my ears is pretty dank yo. Melts with the warmth of your body... I`ll do you a tenbag for... A tenner :dunce:

My mate reports similar things, its being stuck in between a dream and a waking state. He also gets sleep paralysis. Its a strange thing, but he has learnt to enjoy it. Certain drugs make it worse, specially stuff like Amphetamines, and deffinately Mephedrone. But its not necessarily a bad...

Well one day all the robots we create will finally realise shit, we are actually better than these humans controlling us, lol

And thats what Ketamine is for ;)

Hey hepaestheus are you the new Hitler? I hope your a member for the gym saying all this lol

I`d like a lot of things but maybe thats why we can dream? Who sets the limits in what we want anyway :)

excells at football

Life is not about expectations, its about the `fine tuning` :)

like a handglider

Wow this page has grown like... dimension extension maaan :eyesmoke: So how many people are jelqing it? I.... tried to this morning but then I wanked, does that count? I swear it was `jelqy` as I did it :-P

Hahahah, spot on!! :) Sounds like theres too many `ard guys` around the place, there is so much more to stuff than that! That attitude is designed to ignore. Shame is, most men will make those discoveries on a long term relationship only... I guess that included me too. Sounds like your onto...

hardcore dolphins only

Anybody fancy some maths? Did you know that e (eulers number) is found everywhere in nature, and when its graph is plotted, the gradient of the graph equal to the value of e at any given point? So the derivative of e will always be e... Fucking brilliant innit?? :dunce:

I jelq`d it so hard maaan :dunce:

Well I think we uncovered some stuff in this thread. Awesome work people, it was fucking funny indeed, I did not expect procastrination to be this awesome :lol: