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New Math - Tom Lehrer

fire away buddy! you're my new RIU crush haha (jokes). it's spliffing time oh yes

don't mean to offend, those seriously were excepts from the novel i've been "writing" since i was 15. i was under the impression this was the thread to hang out on if you want to speak in riddles...my bad and apologies if i got it wrong :joint:

oh my god, they do DVDs to take care of my parenting responsibilities now? RESULT. I'm off to the pub...think if i leave mary poppins on the dvd player the kids will clean the house? Disclaimer: i do not have any kids. And if i did, you can bet your ass that Mary Poppins would be banned from...

Dalwhinnie's a good choice, not sure i've ever tried Speyside. Balvenie is one of the best imo though. Not one for cognac myself, usually ends up with cognac flavoured sick...not a good situation. you super siked for xmas cracker?

I wish 4000 jerks would jump off a cliff onto an assortment of sharp and painful things. Excerpts from my novel: An Egg Is Not A Fruit. La Rue de la Coq D’Or: 6 O’clock in The Morning (Orwell) Statement number 1: we are you. There is poetry as soon as we realise we possess nothing. Even...

oh yeah, relevance, my bad. Cartman crossed with Stewie; that's the type of mo-fo that's gonna take over the world. Or Mr/Mrs Garrison + the dirty old man....haha nightmare Yeah best to avoid the astrobelt when the corn gets too creamy. On the sea tonight, she is very belle. You can see...

ah not a bad whisky, but me and sanity clause are far more into the Talisker, or the Laphroig. Anything from the Hebrides, i like it to taste like peat smoke and not much else oh yes! You been off to lapland yet? It's looking like a white xmas where i am!

Well well, i'm glad for the diversion then. I must admit (and someone will def go off their tits at this) that i've never seen any of the Trek movies, or and Star Wars either. Kinda just avoided them. Not too into sci-fi, see, apart from the short stories by Phillip K Dick. He's a lege. It's...

Loving your banter! Need to spread the rep around before i can rep you again but it's on its way!

god dammit why can't time be faster?! i'm gonna leave santy claws some 18yr old scotch, a pie or two and some carrots for rudolf and co. who can name all the reindeer? WITHOUT GOOGLING

Granted, red leaf lettuce is an SOB, ever tangoed with treacle-fraise? Tulips and rosaries, with a dollop of chicken testicles. Feed the world, hope that helps with the hair cut. Don't be sad, switch the semen for seamen, roger like rabbits they do. Penicillin's just glorified mold, stands to...

yeah the sheep's fleeces not feces. I'm not mocking her, I was just eh joining in with the nonsensical banter. And from what i've picked up so far Alice is some sort of bastardised allusion to Carroll's Through the Looking Glass and Alice In Wonderland. Technically I think i'd call it either...

Thanks for the support! Yeah I just about survived the ordeal, by lunch time it was all faerie balloons and gilded baboons. You def don't wanna be faced with the ostrich yolks when there's a baby or a bare boob in the vacinity. It's like impossible to get velvet stains out of nipples. Kudos on...

Naive - the Kooks

JERMAINE, we need a library hovercraft. HOVERCRAFT! Seriously though, you guys are NOT going to believe what happened to me this morning. My mother came to my house and woke me at 6.37am, an hour after i'd gone to bed, and tipped the yolks from two ostrich eggs into my eyes (which she'd...

haha oh i'd never have thought of that one brevity! New Candles - Death Cab for Cutie

El Cid - Leftfield

Last Night - The Strokes

Geek Stink Breath - Greenday