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santeria is one of the greatest tunes of all time smoke two joints is pretty ace as well, and pawn shop. good shout

exactly. but i think you mean 'fewer', not 'less'. and it's never an apostrophe to make a plural. yes, i'm correcting your grammar and punctuation. sorry, but i've nothing better to do just now.

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim. Thou shalt not worship Pop Idols or follow Lost Prophets. Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain. Thou shalt not think that any male over the age...

Coooookieeessss!!!

the only way that this plan would help anything is that the majority of americans (and wannabe americans) would get even fatter and even unhealthier, and then die. which would help with the gross overpopulation of the world.

LION! that would definitely be amazing. or like a shark or something else bad ass that just eats its enemies and chills out the rest of the time. or a butterfly..."nobody ever suspects the butterfly"

the truth about pot is that it's fucking ACE. the truth about the majority of people is that they're fucking STUPID. so it goes

yes mate! it's all about the home made decorations that look exactly like a kid made them...i'm gonna teach my nephews the tricks of amaze decoration too so they can wreck my sister's house haha

xmas = debauchery all the way good sir! plus the perpetuation of the magical santa stuff and being kids for long enough to make the real kids full of joy and wonder ice skating in the park, mulled wine, getting people presents and genuinely enjoying their happiness at receiving them, FOOD and...

ah now, it's a man's right to be pissed/sad, spesh if the universe has done a big shite on his plate. let's have less scrooge and grinchery though and more chestnuts roasting on an open fire

bet it cheered u up 420mike, eh?

think it was global warming what done him in? or an elf rebellion. seriously though man, if i could think of some way to fix xmas i would do it

there are 100 centigrams to a gram. but i don't know if centigrams are a real thing. can't think of weed prices that bad but for eccies a dealer in a club tried to get £10 per pill. which is a joke cause i usually pay like £0.50 - £1.00 per pill. he almost got a mouthful of beer spat all...

well i tried, did some chanting and wand waving, dunno if it worked or not. santa's such a magic-gannet this time of year. what he should do instead of giving out presents is give out magic abilities. that would be saweeeeet

if i could magic you a christmas, i would magic you and your boy the best damn xmas there's ever been

but clearly if weed was legal he wouldn't have stuffed it down his throat. waste of a life

yeah man hope those babies grow up big and strong for ya

that plant is the tiny tim of weed haha

smoke, watch something comedy, and maybe play a bit of guitar or something. chin up pal

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