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I just read up on it...you have to submit if you have 10 or more on premises.

...yup, he said he didn't normally do that type of thing but he would make an exception for me. lol

Yes, ...if it's registered. I'm just a bad typer...one time I typed too this guy I was going to "Kick" him in the ass...except...I changed the K to an L, ...I was awhile trying to worm my way out that one.

....:oops: oh dear...I meant GUN! I swear!

I've only ever shot a guy twice in my life...I don't think it's legal to carry a concealed weapon here, in fact, carrying Pepper spray is even illegal.

Yes thanks, I do keep my wits about me...I'm going to get another dog soon. I lost my Shepard a few months back...I find Dogs can truly be one of your best friends when you need them. I think I'll get another Shepard.

OMG...that guy keeps showing up at my coffee shop. I'm sure he's figured out my routine. I use to have a set running time along this trail, I've changed it now because I think I would die if he happened to be on it. They know at the office not to have him come in when I'm there. I think he's...

ooops...I can't get away from them, they follow me everywhere.

Hereshe blushes and sits down quietly...

ooooh, I passed him up cuz he would of required waaaay to much teaching. I only got so much patients, I was in the market for something a little more seasoned.

Goddamnit! Did I miss out on a free dab? ....what is it?

Dab?...I thought it came in pill form...Where do you dab it? I'm soooo out of touch apparently.

I just learned what Molly meant...I was at a night club a few weeks back and this very young guy decided he was going to try his luck with me. I'm siting in an arm chair and he's doing the totally erotic dance right in front of me.. I let him go on for a bit and then I ask him, "...how can you...

lol..pretty sure 0% on that one. Edit: but he did have some success when I set him up...I did what I could.

My good guy friends opening line with the ladies was always..."Nice bum where ya from?"

Too bad about the board, I know how attached I am too my snowboard...and I hope your bum bum feels better soon. 8-)