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OMG! my stomach hurt from this, You're awesome Doc. You just made my April fools:clap:

can I do my washing on your stomach?

that only can take place between 11:00 pm and 1:00 am...or until the booze wares off

awww shanks...I knew someone would help me out:hug:

I just had to google if 12:00 pm was noon or midnight...and I still don't know the correct answer...I meant noon, it's 9:00 here too. We have the same time zone sistah!

not no more! It's all over at 12:00pm no tricken allowed after that.

How bout I love you two times baby...one for tomorrow and one just for today. ..

this could be a new gig for him...Theexpress loosener

Picture or it ain't real baby!

okay...I'll start working up to you in the produce section. English cucumbers or large fields?

yup! but I also worked in a hospital...I'll take my job any day.

Okay...just the tip but only until the swelling goes down. lol

The pubes get all bunched up and into spots...some people have horse mouths and things can get lost in there.

I'd love him too but I'm afraid I might get charged for shit like that!

One of the most interesting aspects of my jobs is when I find long pubes in peoples mouths...good Goddamn thing I wear a mask at work!

If you could clone yourself, would you go down?

Even if they're hairy? I'm going to require some maintenance before I dine.

you just put into words all I have ever dreamed of....

WHORE! I knew you were cheating on me!

You and me baby :hump: