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  1. Lalaporo

    My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

    yea! ur right
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    My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

    Hmm yea oh well. I guess ur right. As long as i dont wake up with his dick on me i will be fine.
  3. Lalaporo

    How do you like your girls tittys?

    Well see personally i dont like them to big, id rather see em to small then to big. Cause really, i am aginst boob jobs, first because my mom got about 4 boob jobs and turned me aginst big boobs, second cause i like em nice and natural. Also if a girls has a boob job that says she has low self...
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    My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

    See the thing with girls is that if they are gay then they act like lesbos but id they are bi then that makes them 100% better cause you get a nice happy threesome. Most girls are bi....i mean almost all of them.
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    My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

    O jeez, oh well, mabey it is a thaught that came into his head when he was half asleep. I can always beat him till he is straight. Are the dudes from jackass fa..gays? I keep wanna say the other word..
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    My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

    I cant watch videos cause slow ass dial up.... Radioactive pink acid, to be corrected. But really what do you guys think?
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    My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

    Naw he isnt emom, emo, he is a anti commercialism metal head like me, and the rest of the family. But he says he doesnt wanna be gay, so doesnt that mean he isnt gay? ...I...hmm ugg fuck.
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    My Cousin Thinks he might be gay

    My 14 year old cousin called up late last night and said exactly this "Well im still attracted to women and i dont wanna be gay but for some reason i fell like i am" So what does this mean...do i have a gay metal head cousin? Or do all teens go thro a fa...gay cycle? I thought if you dont wanna...
  9. Lalaporo

    Trying My Hand At Glass Pipe Making

    I dont want to be rude and i know it could be a hobby but how many pipes could you buy for 3 grand?
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    Do you use a screen with a bong?

    Hmm i might go to the umm flea market in a few days to get a seprete bowl and a lid for the pipe
  11. Lalaporo

    Bud On A Cruise Ship?

    Stick it in the elastic in your boxers, if it will fit. See i went on a cruise to jemacia, jemica, jemicia, what ever the fuck it is called and i saved my money for a long time to buy some nice JM ganja. Its the nicest shit ever, i mean ever. But yea no drug dogs. Just a metal detector so dont...
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    Green smoke?

    Lol no pcp here! I must umm why why is it green? I never seen green smoke before, hmm must be magic weed. Magic Weed that gets you high!
  13. Lalaporo

    Bill-bowl-baggins

    Bill-bowl-baggins!!!!! LMAO! OMG who the hell came up with that one?
  14. Lalaporo

    Do you use a screen with a bong?

    I was wonderin if you dudes use a screen with your bong? Cause i have a metal pipe and a mini bong and only one bowl for both of them so i keep the screen in for when i use the pipe but when im using the bong, i cant snap it.
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    Green smoke?

    Well i just hit my pipe and when i blew the smoke out and the smoke coming from the bowl, it was green.... This was befor it hit me.....lmao why was it green? Its not like i was smokin thro the bong of destiny. JB Tenacious d and the pick of destiny=masterpiece!
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    Question About Playing Guitar

    Hey, well i was playing my guitar and see i always strum/pick the strings in between the 2 pickups witch is right above the body, but just know i played a chord by strumming it right where the neck begins. I think that it sounds more harsh and rattily when i strum in in between the pickups and...
  17. Lalaporo

    Fuck Probation!

    Hmm well im on probation and i have 3 more hours of comunity work left then im free to go, i am getting off 4 years early! When i get off im gonna go smoke a half ounce
  18. Lalaporo

    i made a marijuana growing flash game!

    LMAO sorry i am so sorry, when i saw this i started laughing but, really the game is awsome! I know how hard it is to make a game so i appriciate your work!
  19. Lalaporo

    Poem, Soul of Her Forgotten Love

    Please tell me what you think.......;]
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