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I was a nerd all through school. And not like in that sexy nerd kind of way, either. In that genuine never got asked to do stuff kind of way.

A moose knuckle?! Lmao! Wow. That sounds like a camel toe only gigantic...

Well an oonie is just the part. A camel toe is when your parts are showing through your clothes. I have an oonie right now. I do not have a camel toe going on right now though.

LoL! You know! An oonie! Your tutu! Your lady business!

Oh yes. I agree. But. This is amazing one night stand material here.

Oh well ya. I mean that's like fucking a beautiful big breasted woman who also happens to act half retarded. You're not doing her for her brain lol.

LoL. Why are guys like that? When I see camel toe or even straight up oonie, I don't freak out and run off screaming lol. Is it so different from yours that it scares you or what?

Hitting the road this weekend. Wish me luck! 8-)

My parents used to raise German Shepards, and when they wanted their ears to stand they didn't have them cut. They put those soft pink rollers at the tip, and used that soft medical tape around it, left it on for 3 days, and when it came off their ears just stood like that. Muscle training...

I agree. There's no reason for that. I know people think it makes their dog look more like a mean guard dog, but either your dog is going to guard you or he's not, it doesn't matter what you do to his ears. Leave their poor ears alone.

So true. I get noticed less talking to myself in public than I do using my "head voice" lol. (I've always called it the chattering monkey...I think I learned that in college...) Anyway, people just assume i'm talking to someone else, either on a Bluetooth or in another aisle or something. If...

He's one of those guys you just have to tell not to speak while you have your way with them. Then you put your pants on walk out and never think about him again. No? That's what I would do lol.

Good job! If I leave my class with a Anyone who knows me would be weirded out if I wasn't talking to myself. They'd probably make me lie down.

LoL. I noticed that too. I wanted to ask if anyone thought that was soft or hard...

I always hiss when I open my front door. Then I put on my sunglasses. I entertain myself quite a bit.

Ahhhh!! Toe shoes!!! How can you STAND it?!

LoL. You can make fun if you want but i'm telling you...those puppies are handy. Ha. Handy.

I don't have that. If I did though it'd just make it easier to cover with a new one.

Maybe. All the Gypsy symbols I found online are like "This house is good to rob." "This one is wealthy". "Kind lady lives here. Tell pitiful story." But i'm not sure how historically accurate that stuff is.

I have no tan lines anywhere lol. Occasionally I get burn lines. Then they go away and i'm even paler underneath than I was before I burned. I just get lighter and lighter lol. Eventually i'll probably be see through.