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I'm so confused .... lol, beardo you are awesome, that was so funny. "You have a wife and a drivers license, let me have my hole!" LOL!!!! So effing funny!

Stop being lazy and read it! Or you'll turn out to be a pink shirt wearing fatty! I mean it! Read IT!

See Urca, if she can do it, so can you!

Oh, I'll be there at 6 am, but I'm sneakin in! Gonna wake you up by spooning with ya! "Want a watchtower?" :D

and how many times out of 10 will that work?

HEY HEY!! I'm a JW ... Now was I lying? You'll neeevvvvveerrrr knoooooooooooooowww :D

Does hers count?

Then why is the authority at yer door fool?

Agree 100%!!

I gave you suggestions dill hole!!! BUY SOME FUCKIN NOODLES!!! :hug:

You're giving us what we want already ... keep it up ;)

Ya I woulda kicked KT in the balls for sticking up for me that way ... be like "Look Bish, yer only making things worse, I can fight my own battles, you suck at being an internet tough guy anyways"

PINK SHIRT!!!! Dear lord .......

Nah, I'm up north of cali, we go asians that own everything ... and I mean EVERYTHING

I'm only honest if it benifits me at the time ... Even my job requires me to be dishonest and put on a show ;)

Onions .... ;)

I knew Urca had another account .........

hmmm, interesting, I always get fried rice and sweet n sour chicken ... might have something to do with it. I hate spicy btw