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gonna miss damn game 7 between the rangers and lightning because of 2nd shift :cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss: rangers will win!!!

1-5 Brian Chippendale

i never wanted this

I want to feed lauren mayberry my dick and balls

idk man

literally the wackest shit ever recorded

stopped talking to my last friend like a year and a half ago

Drink your puke too bro. Unless you're too pussy

drink more

My employer gives me 100 bucks cash at the end of every month if I'm on time every day that month. When they told me that I was stunned. Kind of a sign of the times we live in. You're supposed to be on time to work I didn't think that was something that warranted a reward. It's not much but I'll...

they both look great if you're going for the douchebag look

fucking lol

Man I feel so alive. Was at a concert and turned right into a jab to the face. Hurt pretty bad, got a nice cut on my nose but it ain't broke. What's a cool story I can tell people at work? The truth is kind of lame. Rough sex maybe?

this poem is important

rip da cervix

yes but it was with someone in graduate school not a "professional"

have you ever undergone psychoanalysis?