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A boating joint

Definately Joints, rolled from pure hemp papers, literally, they are called "Pure Hemp" papers, I buy them online, cheaper than standard papers. I think keeping the flavor of what I'm smoking is part of the experience, also it's smoother than blunts. I don't smoke cigarettes, so there's no...

made of gold

Still a story?

I should be a songwriter, but there's no money in it. All the credit would go to the singer most likely.

Gettin' high, gettin' fried, gettin' tie die in your eye aww fuck. Gettin' stoned, rollin' bones, chokin' almost spilled the bong aww fuck. Smokin' weed, puffin' tree's, Fire it up oh there's a seed aww fuck. Passin blunts, packin' bowls, passin' out while on the road aww FUCK! Okay that one...

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ran over luggage

Lasting 4 hours

I suppose you've got a point there, alright, here's one more, "You know you're a stoner when you're sitting in 'the circle' waiting on your turn, you look at everyone for the rotation, then get frustrated and say "where the fuck is that joint!" only to realize it's in YOUR hand and people are...

I like those "naked gun" movies while baked, I mean they are funny as hell already, but when nice and toasty I end up hearing and seeing the more subtle jokes and sight gags more clearly, a lot of them I didn't notice before, lots of funny lines in those movies. Maybe I just appreciate them more...

I'll give it a shot, "you know you're a stoner when..." you know what, I can't. I just have a hard time seeing even "excessive" smoking as enough of a negative or stereotype to call someone a "stoner" in that way, it just sounds so negative, like, "look at that stoner, he can't even pick up his...

Hello internet people, first post ever, figure I'd say hi, although I started with "hello," but there's a "hi" in there somewhere too. Anyways, I'm reletively new to growing, had a seedling get some good progress, until it's container fell down and broke it's main stem and it got infected...