Now I don't know if you are serious or not, but if you really believe that somebody is tough just because they're black, then you're a fucking 'tard.
Black = tough? LOL
Using a weapon against a woman who tried to slap you? Not justified. He should have just punched the bitch instead.
He should have punched that blonde woman for screaming. I hate it when women do that.
I learnt a long rime ago that Americans do not understand British humour.
They don't understand that our humour can be very dry and include self-depreciation and irony. It goes right over their heads.