Search results

U never know...Could be bullshit. Could be real. Cops don't always follow the correct protocols. My dad got raided when I was about 5. My mom called the cops after they got in a fight. They took all his weed and busted up all his equipment and left. Never filed a charge against him... Also just...

Yeah bars are bad news when u get addicted to them. We had a kid from my old neighborhood who got strung out on bars. He tried to rob a dealer with a fake gun for all his bars. The dude pulled out a real gun and killed him. The poor fucker was only like 18 or 19... I love taking them tho. But...

True...There's no way you'd be alive at .70...Did u mean .07. If so, that ain't shit.

I have morals too dammit! If I can't walk without falling over then I don't drive. I've crashed at a buddy's house a few times cuz I couldn't drive. I just disagree with what the law thinks the legal driving limit should be. That's all.

Well that's responsible. I would probably do that too if I were black.:-P Don't mean anything weird by that. But, cops do profile. And I look like a nice, church-going whiteboy so I have no fear of the cops:-P

Haha lmao... What's up with these results? R most of the people on here older? Because out of all the people I know (25 and under) maybe 5 % of them at the most don't drink and drive.

Fuck it. I'll move to another state if it happens. They don't have the money to extradite for anything but violent crimes:-o No worries:-P

Maybe. We'll see. Been doing it for going on 5 years now. I've done it at least 200 times I would guess. So far so good:-o

I've got pulled over twice while drunk. Once for speeding and once for no turn signal. Both times I put on cologne and popped a breath mint soon as I got in the car. And got away with a ticket the first time and a warning for the turn signal the second.... I drive better drunk IMO. I pay more...

I drink and drive all the time. I mean, shit don't you people drink when u go out? I do and I sure as fuck can't afford a taxi every time I do. And I don't hang out with any designated driver types. As long as you don't get completely shit faced it shouldn't be a problem.

Yeah, that's the shitty part of stealing from companies. But, I'm only one person. I might steal $1,000 worth of shit a year at the most. That puny amount is not going to make a difference in prices. Yup exactly how I feel. Even, if I did get caught I would run like hell and shove ppl out of my...

Yeah your right, man. I'm still in shock that I'm even getting laid. Let alone bomb ass pussy. I mean her pussy is tiny. Plus, I'm fairly new at getting pussy still. I hope practice will get me out of this phase. I don't want to suck dick at fucking pussy.

I made 90 bucks in 15 mins yesterday stealing from Wal-Mart. I know I should feel bad but it's kinda hard when me and my baby were eating steaks last night. And the ribs defrosting right now make it kinda hard to feel bad too;-)

That sounds entirely unbelievable:-|:?

haha that sounds like the first time I ever smoked. Y don't u just make a pipe? U got a soda can or apple laying around, right?

Yeah I know wat you're sayin. I was terrified my first time too. I had to get hammered:-P. Don't rush it. Wait till u find the right person and are ready. You'd probably be dissappointed if u did it with someone ur not going to be with. Actually, you'll probably b dissapointed no matter what...

Hmmm u do know u have a vagina, right? Not trying to be graphic. But, that does mean u can open your front door and find somebody that will fuck u. I don't get it. If u want to do it there shouldn't be any hold up.

Stealing is wrong. Stealing from Wal-Mart is ok tho. It's ruining America. It's your duty as a patriotic American to steal from them. Plus, it's fun and very easy.

Hell yeah I'm totally in love. I've only been with her two months and I've never been in love before this. But, if this ain't love then I don't know what is. It's impossible not to be happy when I'm around her. I have fun no matter what we do together. The other day we went to do laundry and I...

Ty Stoney. You're a sexual genius:-P I went for 6 or 7 songs last nite. That's at least 20 minutes. I pulled out 3 times and did what u said and then kept goin. But, on the 4th try I was ready to come soon as I started again. But, we were both completely sober. So, I have hope for the future...