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I always loved the way church people would talk about those messages if you played the record backwards. I guess they never noticed that there is no backwards speed for a record player.

I understand, however, my girlfriend is very religious and she keeps asking me if I believe in God and yadayada. Of course, I say I do, but I do not know. Hell, I even go to church with her, sometimes, simply because I find it interesting. You're not trying to change his beliefs, but when...

I also have a purity ring, and I made the choice to abstain from sex. I believe that abstinence is the decision, unless the clumsy, passionate moment of connection that you always know when you wake up, because you're in love and married.