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Ok let me first say I have been gone all day but when I left this morning this house DID NOT stink like a skunk ate dynamite in here.But the second I hit the door BLAM smells like somebody is growing weed in here! Shit thing is I only have one plant in the house that little 12/12 experiment the...

True Vette, it is just up to us ladies to make sure the taco comes sauce free.:oops:

Soon as you get more cash throw some more light on that woman and she will explode I don't know if she will be ready by the end of july though.

Whoa everybody crushes hard on that cat-er-pillar he is pretty cute though,much better than my usual forum avatars of titties or booty.:mrgreen:

Anybody tough enough to take it up the butt daily is tough enough to raise kids,plus gays make great cookies,and nobody get pissy I have said these words to a gay man and he totally agreed then gave me a monster oatmeal cookie.

NOTHING! So im going to blaze and drink sake and either play MGS4 or have e-sex still haven't decided.:mrgreen:

Mine is shoved up a ceramic bulldog's ass.

Seasons don't change my habits either,I stay stoned.

I can see chicks point on the panties those things are way too expensive to jizz up but and I know this is gross before I even type it "a good push on the toilet will clear all those worries up".Hell I bathe religiously after a good knocking anyway just seems odd to just "give it a push and hose...

No take that back not everything is nice,I do have a pig nose but hey could be worse.:-?

I got nice everything Vette you wouldn't be able to think very long.:mrgreen:

Whooo hoo im all alone for the WHOLE night no hubs,no steps,no worries...now who wants a mustache ride?:twisted:

I guess it would if you mucked with it but it just has tiny teeth no fangs so the worst he could do is give you a chewing you wouldn't forget.Iv'e caught these and their defense of choice is to crap on you,this one was out of my path and very hot so I just took his mugshot and gave him some...

Not even close to that bad.

Gosh my hubs has more nudies of me than I can count.

Don't know about that he was about 5ft long lol! I just realized how awful the ground looks that pic is under a chinaberry tree no grass grows nothing but little sticks that fall off the tree....I have grass I swear.

Yep my yard snake lol! Nothing but a black snake and they eat venomous snakes he is wet because I misted him.:mrgreen:

Really now once you are married it is time for all the childish "you can't do this", "you can't have that crap to cease" if I have to live with someone and confer on pretty much every decision that goes on "marriage is a team effort after all" there is no way my hubby would ever have the nerve...

I will trade a yard snake for a turtle.:joint:

No nothing wrong with me at all lol,honestly I don't know what got into him but he did tend to get flaky on speed I figure he did a big line and decided he couldn't go on until he nailed something that required a patch kit.:hump: