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It's just one more head under the roof for her to get public assistance.

Not calling you a stalker. It was just the second time i've read it this week and it gave me a nasty flashback. lol

That's racist.

If the top portion were a tuna, it would be a herm.

Reminded me of something. I had an ex stalker call me like a week ago. I had no idea who it was so I just picked up the phone. As soon as she told me who it was I was shocked. She said she 'found my number' again. I politely told her to lose it so she hung up on me. About 1 minute later I get a...

One starred.

I need one of these so bad. My new yard is not very fun with a push mower.

The next full moon is on the 25th. I'm saying May 26th at 4:19 am.

Oh my God!! That bike has 4 wheels!!

Yes, every breakfast should come with a blow job. Unless your at a Village Inn. You don't want any of that . . . lol

That's exactly how I felt after the pump got everything out of the basin. FREEDOM!!!!

Titties and breakfast after a wake and bake. I really cannot think of anything better in life.

You're just pissed cause i'm not throwing up pics of my titties.

I do. And it makes me nervous for icebox . . . :!: I feel like he might end up becoming somebodies coat. If somebody is LGC. lol

Good morning all. A lot less frustrating than yesterday. Had to change my septic pump yesterday. For those of you that have never had the pleasure, it is a pump that sits in a basin of 'glitter' inside of your house. Whenever that basin gets to a certain level, it pushes all that 'glitter' into...

No, they clearly stated that they were just 'stalking' icebox. Jeez . . . lol

She doesn't need to take office. Mary's already got this country on lock. She brushes the lips of everyone she comes into contact with. The people love her but we don't need a classy hooker in office.

My 'fucked up reason' was to see if they lived anywhere close to me so that I could possibly lend them a hand. I like to help as much as I can in situations like this. Get bent.

It sounds like your GF saved you from a date rapist. lol Dude was going to bring you home rather you liked it or not.

Doesn't count if you kick your homie down a bud for dropping off a sandwich after he gets done with his shift. lol That'd be sweet though. Off topic but you reminded me with the whole south thing. You know what I miss about Texas? Drive through liquor stores. They even make you to go cups.