Haha.. yeah, this has been an enlightening experience. I never knew being friendly could be so bad.
But at least my naiveness has provided a few moments worth of amusement, so that's something. :p
Damn, that sucks. I don't have any similar stories to share, nor do I want to.
But I would totally give you a hug, as useless as it may be, if I could!
I admit it, I'm a McRib fangirl. No, I don't travel the country seeking them out nor do I belong to any stupid Facebook groups that sing their pork product praise, but if they pop up on the local menu I will go get one. And nom it. Hard.