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Most urinalyses post employment are monitored, so fake piss would get you fired for sure completely apart from the fact that fake piss doesn't have hormones, urea, nitrate, creatinine or any other wastes commonly found in urine. Tests don't go back 45 days. Tests simply measure the amount of...

Your frequency of use, how much you use, the quality (thc content) of what you use and your body composition all play a factor. If you smoke every or every other day I'd give it around 3-4 weeks for metabolites to be below detectable levels.

At three months, your hair follicles will have grown hair to the point where you could get a haircut and have zero trace of any thc metabolites. At one month, most people just by normal rates of activity will have replaced the fat cells containing thc metabolites. Yeah bro, not sure where you...

A room filled with poorly trained/untrained and armed imbeciles... I see no problem there.

Sorry to hear about your job, real bummer. Anyhow, good questions. I posted up a similar thread that you may want to give a read if you're interested. because THC metabolites are stored in fat deposits, the first thing you're going to calculate is (1) the concentration of THC within the...

I miss smoking so much :( So much rolling and no bud to help with the post roll soreness... One day, when I get my degree and move to Colorado I shall once again partake! That's gonna be like three years.... fuuuuck!

Alright, so lab results came back. Down to 15 ng/ml I was negative for any thc metabolites. Keep in mind, if you're comparing my results to what results that you may get on a urinalysis, mine may vary from yours. I'm around 185, I'm constantly walking at my job, hit BJJ class at least three...

Wasn't able to get my urinalysis done today, but here's what's up. If you have questions about a urinalysis or how they work, you should probably go to your nearest drug testing facility and ask the staff there. I showed up on a walk-in basis and I was able to find out 1) For a higher price...

I did post back lol, I passed my urinalysis that I took for (non-government) pre-employment. I'm now going to have to take a urinalysis for government employment completely separately. That is why I revived the thread. I'm going to be heading to a lab tomorrow and paying for a test that will...

I would generally smoke a bowl or two a day on average. Not any high grade stuff, pretty much just schwag. I've been reading some literature on NORML that was discussing the gas chromatography/mass spectrometry (what is commonly used) is generally unable to detect below 15 nanograms per...

I was doing BJJ while I was smoking, however I wasn't losing as much weight due to constant eating. I was around 210 now I'm about 185. I'm deciding whether or not to go ahead, the urinalyses would be this weekend, however I could postpone it for obvious reasons.

Yeah, pretty much in the same boat.... again. Last test to get a retail job was a success after not smoking for around 30 days. This time I'm going back into a government position (I'll leave it at that), so I've allowed for 35 days with the same regimen. The only difference this time is that...

I mean, how much of a dick move would it be to say "hey, she got fired and found a different job in a completely different area of the state?" She's only on the lease for a few more months... god I would love to be the asshole and spill the beans. This isn't the first time that she has done...

Eh, she has herpes so I'd rather pass on that one. Sounds like this isn't the first off the wall story you guys have heard though.

Here's a bit of humor for all you guys. So I live in a townhouse with a middle-aged woman and her two children. Its a large house, so I can ignore people/isolate myself when I need to. Anywho, this lady is pretty flighty and what not so plenty of issues have arisen from that. She was fired...

Yeah, state law here dictates at least 12 hours notice, but leases can require up to 24 hours notice. Anywho, seeds have popped and are sitting under a small lamp atm. I'm already getting excited to see them start popping out of the soil. Northern lights and one bean from a bag of schwag.

With the amount of people there are in my apartment, I think that with a few safeguards in place the risk of detection is low. Right now I have seeds germing, and once I transfer from a towel into soil I'll be growing in an el cheapo tent. With the cost of panda film etc with the added cost of...

I'm currently looking at having one roommate in a large house who would rent the downstairs. The attic/grow area is right out from my bed room, so it is unlikely that people would be suspicious if I just walked upstairs. I think having an unsecured growing area would likely be more of a...

Interesting. Would a separate outlet be needed for a HPS? I'm just looking at that and considering that I could get an LED that I could use from seedling to flower. If I went that route I would end up using the CFL's that I do have to provide light in hard to reach spots. With a 2.51 cubic foot...

I just saw that now. If I had a yield of 8.5 ounces, that would last me personally a few years. I'm aiming for small victories for my first grow. Don't kill the plants with too much water or nutes, don't over-trim etc. If I get an ounce, I'll have met my desired goal. Something tells me with my...