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These craven GOPers will say anything they think will up their pay

I switched to a soil with less peat

best Irving Berlin cover

I have an extremely rare plastic model kit of the Lamborghini Urraco that I'm gonna sell on eBay- you can't find this kit anywhere

Alligators will bite you if they're NOT tripping, so I don't see the downside

I've had issues with peat becoming hydrophobic

On July 4, 1976 (the bicentennial!) I was on a destroyer off the coast of So. Korea and we shot some "star shells" from our 5" guns to celebrate- it was pretty cool

I know... that's setting a low bar for roadkilled possums

Oh whatever will we do? I'd vote for a roadkilled possum over Trump

Biden is doddering, Trump is daughtering

At my age I'm concerned more about things like Medicare and Social Security than I was a few years ago

I generally vote for the guy whose ideas scare me the least

Can and will, because the alternative is a toxic POS

But he's "too old"

That's a blatant ripoff of O. Henry

I grow outdoors in 15gal. pots because that will produce the largest plant that will still be portable, which lessens the crapshoot aspect immeasurably

My eBay auction is only bid up to $27 with one day to go I have ~120 views and 30 watchers so we'll see if anyone really wants this

Why even have sex if you're gonna be like that afterwards

*breathe*

If they had an ass they'd be pants