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Not if he's a shortarse, then it would have to be "Twiki"

Proof that potheads can teach treehuggers a bit about recycling...

Some of us didn't get a choice, the body gave up and couldn't do it any more

Y'all said the same about Raptor and every other fast jet you ever built, and like them F-35 will deliver. It'll just be late and way over budget like everything else.

Don't you guys have some sort of register you can sign up to that tells these people that you do not want their calls, like in the UK where I think they can actually be fined if they ignore your number being on the list as they are supposed to incorporate it into their databases so you never get...

Does their number come up on the caller ID? If so, then there should be a "block" option on your phone. Can work wonders as it does with email. If it's a withheld number, you can usually send it straight to voicemail via an option. I'm lucky, being one of these bloody foreigners, they usually...

I find not having a landline and restricting the distribution of my cell number works much better.

It was something I read today, could have been only the last ones but could have been all of them just to make sure nobody "lost it". Sometimes playing it safe is the better course of action.

Same here, but that's because it falls out so quick. I was happy when I found a grey hair on my head, I never thought it would stay in long enough to turn grey. Saves on shampoo but costs me a fortune in sun cream...

For your pleasure https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK https://reluctantmom.wordpress.com/2012/08/30/veet-for-men-hair-removal-gel-creme-200ml-review-too-funny-not-to-share/ There are more out there.

I want to know what I did to deserve it stopping growing on my head and growing out me nostrils and earholes.

That trend's been, erm, sorry, growing (I know, but I couldn't think of another word) for a while now, before long you'll look at a woman and think she's giving Tina Turner and Danny McGrain a hug...

A bunch of panicky kids who have been there for how long? In my mind that's what Xanax was invented for, not for bored middle-aged housewives

Kids were fed anti-anxiety pills to help them get over the fears, a smart move.

Sitting watching the RAF Centenary Parade, and I don't care what anyone thinks, nobody does pomp and ceremony like the Brits. I also believe this is the biggest dose of crabs seen at Buckingham Palace since Andrew and Fergie got together...

Can I have 2 kilos of whatever Umair, the author of that incomprehensible nonsense and mumbo-jumbo, is on because that's some wicked stuff he's taking...

I know it's bad form to quote yourself, but I chopped her, trimmed her, broke down to individual buds to dry in paper bags or cardboard box, pulled just shy of 4oz wet. Not complaining for first successful grow, all things considered.

No it isn't because it's fake. Unlike this one I think she must have jumped off the wardrobe to get into those strides

Nope, you're still amateurs, even someone as inept as Carter couldn't fuck things up like Blair, Brown and Cameron did, and you'll only reach the same level when you build aircraft carriers but won't be able to use them for a couple of years because you don't have anything that can fly off them...

Sorry, I don't accept Venezuelan currency