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Sounds like being a gardener is the new plumber. I say that because it wasn't that long ago when it was reported that "City People" and so forth in the UK and, especially, London were jumping to training as plumbers because of reports in the press that plumbers were earning ridiculous amounts...

Seems legit, African customs can be slow.

Does he know it's in Rubles?

I see the problem, you've been drinking it. You're supposed to squirt it up your arse which is why you became a bigger cock rather than get a bigger cock, you were taking it in the wrong way

Blue Nuns the worst, them ones taste like piss.

Oooh, Catholic School, where the first thing you see is a woman dressed up like a cross between Darth Vader and Zorro,.fucks you up for life.

Was always good with numbers, pissed, stoned or sober, and growing up in a time when everyone left school with at least the ability to read, write and count in their head helps there, certain things were drilled into you so hard you never forget them. Same as good firearms "training" at a...

The counting wasn't the problem, not being able to hit a cow's arse with a banjo when it comes to darts is the issue. Give me a rifle, then it's different, even the silly little air rifle ranges at local fairs. Last time, beginning of the month, was on weed before going out, took painkillers and...

Getting pissed and playing bad darts. Brings back memories, we set up a pub league team just so we could get pissed in different pubs. My best ever score was a 140 when barely able to stand and without my glasses so I couldn't even see the board, it was just a two coloured blur, don't think I...

Woke up, felt good, then moved and it turned into just another Tourette's Thursday. Any movement, especially the transition from sitting to standing and vice versa, hurts like hell and walking any distance is painful as hell. But it means I have found out that I can actually move slower than...

I know your heart's dicky, which is the biggest reason to ditch the sugar imo.

I'm proof that can be cured, diagnosis to zero medication in 8 months, end of next month sees how controlled it is as that will be 3 months without any medication. In my case it was being an old fat bastard whose family has a history of diabetes, but mainly being a fat bastard, you just need to...

Turkey? No idea about best way there. You gotta hope for the best or find some market somewhere in Turkey.

Looks like we may have found the cause then

Depends on what they were sent in first time, you could ask for stealth packaging in with a DVD as an example. And not knowing where you are doesn't help, as if we knew then others in the same State/Country would be better at advising you.

I think that goes for any of these "fad", as I call them, diets, people lose the lbs quickly but then go back to old ways once their "target" has been reached, and the same goes for these shakes and other meal replacement things as well. All I know is I lost over a quarter of my body weight in...

They can do, they can also repackage it so it's "stealthier", and it's always hit and miss with customs anyway with the same packaging sailing through next time. They can only check a finite number of packages at a time, it's very much "luck of the draw" regarding seeds getting through.

Accomplishment today. Hobble 200yds or so, get on bus, get off bus and see bakery closed. No problem, nice day so decide next one up isn't so far away and hobble there. Realise it's further than I thought, oops. Struggle to make it home. Got me a good rye sourdough though, so the pain was worth it.

And playing Judas Priest records backwards will make you hear hidden Satanic messages which will make you kill yourself.

Double addiction, caffeine rush and sugar rush at the same time. Add some herbs and you have an extra strength Red Bull and we've all seen the reports on how that shit fucks your heart. You gotta ditch that sugar, man, for your own good.