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Just got a delivery of some California Dream, I think I'll be happy for a while.

You don't seriously expect the watermelons to relinquish all control over the population, do you? Allowing people the freedom to do what they want goes against everything 98% of politicians stand for, and the redder they are on the inside then the more control they MUST have.

At least your treehuggers aren't as loony as the UK ones, but what got me about their proposals was the potential revenue which, well, will always be attractive to those who sit in Parliament with their snouts firmly stuck in the troughs. I mean, weren't they talking something like AU$3...

Aye, but if there's a chance of a jump in revenue to pay for pet projects, whether you agree with them or not, never mind how allowing individual states to decide to allow weed and free up resources to hunt down the meth, smack, marching powder and fentanyl then it could be a goer. It all...

Would never buy from someone on Twatter, but have two VERY good suppliers at reasonable prices including home delivery (these guys have costs too, fair is fair) wot will be contacted tomorrow because I need enough to do me the 3 weeks before the trip to the Dam. Then I can get more, and...

Meanwhile, patience is not my forte, White Haze Auto at day 39 and I know I have another month to wait....

Didn't realise that, but the tinworm problem was the same.

Made no difference, all were assembled in the same Spanish factory with bits from the UK and France.

How do you explain to a cat that it's a MOUSE mat, not a CAT mat?

It's an 80's Ford, I'm surprised it's not disappeared thanks to the tinworm infestation they came with as standard. Every one I had came with the "Sports Weight Reduction Package" anyway

I may feel sympathy in that way tomorrow, especially as SWMBO wants to go shopping for clothes and that means the pain in the wallet is added...

They would have to find details after it takes me 2 minutes to wipe this tablet to factory settings with an email and user name used solely for here. There's a bigger risk from reminding him of the child he abused, and that's something he would have to admit to doing, which wouldn't lend him...

You forgot "permanent" A crowbar or one of my blades in the right place will do that, and since he's never met me he won't know who hit him. First is the time without her when I can say VERY loudly that he's a paedo, when he's trying to tout for business, then it's a time of my choosing to...

We had "Dorpsdag" today, think a celebration of whatever town you're from, and suddenly SWMBO got scared because of the sight of the cunt who sexually abused her when she was a child. Now I know the face, he's my prey now, and I will take pleasure in ruining his business and then, when the time...

No it isn't, you just have to keep up to date with the addons

A thought struck me regarding candles. Never mind the CO² output, would burning citronella candles be an effective means of repelling assorted insects which we don't want near our plants?

300 women who decided he was as much use in the sack as a broken dildo....

That is the bottom line, eat less energy than you use, or use more energy than you eat

Nice one, Daniel, showing how it should be done in Monaco.

Also be aware of the sudden increase in scam and phishing emails thanks to the incoming GDPR, I've had an increase in the usual ones like banks I don't deal with, orders from the Apple Store, and so on as parasites try to take advantage of the confusion created by the introduction and warnings...