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Did something similar to a work colleague years ago, he asked if it was painful or not so I said "No" and to prove it took one pad off my back, stuck it to his arm and turned it up to 11 saying "See, you don't feel anything". Then I reached out, grabbed his other arm and completed the...

Am looking forward to seeing the US version AND the UK one back on the screen here, there's nothing as therapeutic as some wanton destruction. Especially when someone pushes the envelope a little too far like a recent UK series and a spinning bar came loose with such force it went straight...

Chemtrails? Half an hour with that and she would have had a face like a painter's radio

Sad monkeys, Cheryl got my teenage motor running faster than Farrah

Excellent news, glad it worked out for you

The giveaway is WHICH Charlies Angels they have, the original with Farrah Fawcett, version 2 with Cheryl "Phwoar" Ladd or the crap modern remake? And are we talking about the Angels in their prime or as they are now with bits sagging? The devil is in the detail, for no serious scientist monkey...

The funniest bit is the I mean, what is a "government agent disinformation"? Is this some sort of code only paranoid delusionists understand because it sure as hell ain't plain English, even with the language barrier called the North Atlantic Ocean which changes how a simple language is used...

And you prove that if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to pop your eardrums, never mind blow a snotball out your nose. In fact, I would say there's so little between your ears it's a wonder your skull hasn't imploded. Now be a dear and stick to something within your meagre...

Mods, can we have a special section for threads such as this called Loonspud Central? You know, a place where the dribbling moronic conspiraloonspuds can sit alone and have a mutual masturbation session over things that exist only in their deluded imagination so actual "Technology and Science"...

I felt my arteries harden just looking at that...

Still looks better than the Fiat Multipla And that's before we look inside it Or after people customise them

If you have the Elite it is quite good, it has a ceramic bowl with indirect heating so it doesn't burn. The two issues are how fine you have to grind and, especially, the battery life which is a real pain in the ass. Other Grenco pens, that's a different story. Now, getting a therapist to help...

Evil little bastards, crocs are tame compared to these things.

Anyway, back to the nasty tobacco bit. Gigle is actually in a better position than me, imo. He lives in what some say is a beautiful country, and iirc he isn't so far from open countryside. He's definitely going to be more mobile than me so has that wonderful distraction called being able to...

Woke up, breathed, looked and saw two living, flowering, plants (plus the cherry tomatoes on the window sill chucking up a load of fruit, bloody things have gone feral), so that's the biggest and most important things taken care of. And I found out how much invalidity pay I get, and I ain't...

Do remember I ain't in the US

TBH, the parents deserve everything they get for not having the guts to stick to their guns.

If a woman had any sort of dried, leftover husk to lick then I'd be sending her for a nuclear dose of antibiotics as well as the wire brush and Dettol cleanse just to be safe...

It's the price that puts me off, but we'll see how it goes when I make my mind up.

If the court says he has to go then proving you went beyond justifiable force to remove an intruder from your property will not be an easy thing for him to do,.for you would not believe how many times someone can fall going up a flight of stairs. One phone call and I have two people bigger and...