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I call that Crabbies stuff Michael Barrymore because it's an alcoholic ginger beer.

at least your bin bag of wasted plants are green. Mine were yellow and probably would've gone through a sieve ffs I've slighty burnt my current run only the tips but it would progress if I don't wind back the nutes. That's what you get for growing blind. Today is the first time I've seen it...

I like a furry haddock pasty. Sorry for lowering the tone again but at least I didn't mention space docking or chilli dogs. Whoops just did

Alls good now. I blew my money before it goes tits up lol I'm pretty green with all things DN so I only put money in that I intend to spend immediately. I only leave spare change in my account. It all went swimmingly when I just went on so it was probably just too many people on at once...

I'm having some real gourmet shit for dinner myself

I might pick a few Liberty Caps this weekend. There should still be some out because we haven't had a frost yet. I know a place near me that's riddled with them. I used to walk my dog there when he could still walk a few miles. He's fourteen now and he's only got three legs so he doesn't...

Have that as your avvi lol

I've only had a few xanax and they knock me the fuck out. A whole one and I'm asleep in half an hour. I don't know how you manage to get dressed let alone function at a reasonable level with the amount you do.

That's probably right but how unlucky is that? I made a deposit and one minute later it goes lol ffs I'm a big boy and knew the risks. At least it wasn't a lot of money

Anyone having any issues with dream market? I've just made a deposit and the page won't load ffs

Snake docking lol

I've fancied dmt but I've never been able to get it. I suppose the dn would have it. Is it quite short acting? I've done salvia and that shouldn't be legal. It really took me by surprise because I thought it'd be subtle. Boy was I wrong lol

You'll never eat a chilli dog again lmao

By Jove. I think he's got it.

A tit wank with runny shit as a lubricant

If you've got soft stools a "chilli dog" is a better option

Better to be the docker rather the dock. You need to have pretty firm stools though or you'll not get a perfect dock

Ring piece directly on to fanny/arse/mouth and shit

Space docking is about where I draw the line.

Not my finest hour but it's better than a kick in the plums