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i don't get shots, and i don't like the idea of random people injecting things into my body.. i'm sorry about your wife though, i'm sure she'll be fine. on a side note: i don't wash my hands.. or own any cleaning products except for paper towels. my place looks and smells clean, but i...

their* well actually "its" would be more appropriate.

i thought there would definatley be a cannabineer pun on this one

i quit growing and i quit smoking, so no i guess not. but i don't consider any of your plants to be criminal.

and i want a pet lion

apply for a telemarketing job. they fucking suck but at least it's money.

i want to take over america and rule over the people as king to restore humanity... cape, crown, knights... the whole deal. are your views still unrealistic?

and immature with an unrealistic view on life... not very good traits for a guy, but it keeps me from getting old too fast.

if you were an idiot like me you would have suggested a special kind of protein.

haven't been on since june and i still have to spread rep

holy smokes is right!

I can't seem to find family guy or american dad all that funny.. It might give me a chuckle or two, but most the jokes are childish. South Park on the other hand, is genius.

cut with aborted fetus stem cells.

Just watch some of those "what would you do?" videos. Here's one that has stuck in my mind since the first time I watched it: (starts at 1 minute in) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDqQgCuI-D8 The fact that she was brought to tears shows how beautiful her heart is.

dillards or macys lol

1 gram -$50 3.5 grams (ball) - $150 I don't do it anymore though..

i begged my mother to buy me a $2,000 camel hair womans winter jacket at the department store when i was a child.. but she wouldn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WBQcoiJIjM

this one made me tear up...