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so they're both idiots? is that the moral of the joke?

about 5' 9"

simple shit, pull ups, chin ups, weighted push ups, weighted sit ups, dips, knee raises, bench presses, leg curls (i think that's what they're called), squats. about 3x a week and since around fall of 2011, septemberish.

i'm telling you dude i put in a good 5000 cals a day, lot's of good carbs, lean protein.. i curl 35 pounds (it's all that will fit) bench around 180-190 and i only weigh like 140 pounds.. i mean i get strong as hell, i just don't put on muscle lol.

i wish i could get ripped, i just don't have that kind of body though.. i'm pretty much a twig and i eat a shitload of protein. but i can still bust out like 30-45 pull ups/chin ups and do like 50-75 push ups with ease... i think i'll forever be skinny though.

i love the sun so much that i don't even need shrooms... i can feel the life and the beauty of the world without mind altering substances.

nobody else? i guess i'm the only one this excited abou the sun... just wait until i'm tan to the max, i'll be coming for your girlfriends.

yeah next week isn't looking so good for us either, that's why i gotta get out here tomorrow and sunday too. i've gotten about 10 shades darker in these past few days alone, i should probably give myself a break for a few days next week anyway.

And on the third day, it was still fucking beautiful outside! i'll be out there getting some sun, i hope you pale faces step away from the computer and do the same.

about 3-4 bananas, maybe a couple pineapples if you flower for an extra week.

oh my god it's still so fucking nice and sunny out!

i'm just a sexual being baby, i love to please.... man, woman, transgender, doesn't make any difference to me. but like i said, i wouldn't be down for any anal.

sometimes i feel like having some dick, most the time i don't though. but every once and a while a big meaty cock would be nice to suck on for a little while, just stay away from my ass... that's an exit only.

i love vimeo! http://vimeo.com/39758142

i spend 80% of my waking hours on the computer (will be more like 50-60% now that it's nice out here)... not sure how people can get so fat and i lose weight just by sitting here lol.

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