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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTONPOST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTICFIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake...

A Gator's fan

I wonder what those bottles smell like.

Desperate people do desperate things.

I have to say that the police do a job I'd be too frightened to do. Stopping stranger for a traffic ticket, I'm sure can be quite scary. My husband and I worked downtown Detroit in our shop and everyday when I wasn't there I wondered if he was coming home and I'm sure it is the same way for...

I can only imagine what the guy backing up is thinking.

This is how you conduct yourself when they are knocking on your door. If they ever knock on my door I hope I can be as confident and like I said, effective.

True dat

Damn you! I've been thinking about this one for days now.