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Can I give you a tongue bath?

...but i like to watch you sleep...

people are just always pissy on this site.

now is your chance to hit it

i'll pop the champagne. underage virgin pussy for everyone!

but then again i don't think those same laws would apply in heaven... so i can get all the underage virgin pussy i want when i die.

word to big bird. and another baby ruth for truth.

truth! but:

oh fuck you, you made that shit up. it doesn't say crimson wave in the bible... i googled that shit.

ahahahahaha riding her crimson wave! roflmfao! whoever wrote this work of fiction had a brilliant sense of humor.

you actually have to shove your hand about 6-7 inches up your asshole, and then take it out. if you can still smell body odor on that hand, and not shit... you need to take a shower.

i used to use the scissors, or just break it up with my fingers. but i realized that's some serious caveman type shit.

or just make my own billboard... or large poster sized picture to put in random places.

i could always go have the photo retouched and buy 5,000 copies of the same picture. then I can send some to all of the pepsi locations once a month, and tape a bunch of them up around the city.

so you can get me on a pepsi billboard? i don't give a shit if you were fucking birthed in a pool full of pepsi, i'm looking for my shot at stardom.