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Haha I did not get that at all until I heard myself reading it out loud!

Really?? I've always found it to be the other way around. Not that any public toilets are very nice but I can usually smell the men's just walking past, which always made sense to me as my ex appeared to just stand in the bathroom doorway with the lights off then point and shoot in vaguely the...

Thanks but the boys' toilets always stink, I'll stick to the ladies'.

Aww I don't remember that but it's sweet that I stuck with you! Yeah I really don't mind you thinking I have a dick, I sometimes wish I did, I'd have hours of fun with it :bigjoint:

Possibly the most beautiful finger picking ever....

I haven't, and don't really get any pressure to either.

Don't know why I'm still shocked at just how horrible people can be...

Haha bless him. It doesn't seem like 14 year old girls are impressed by much to be honest, in fact even me just calling her a girl would annoy her because that's gender profiling which is, apparently, a bad thing and shows just how out of touch I am with the modern world. Like, I'm 32?! And do...

I fucking love Eminem, not the recent stuff so much but all the shit from my early 20s and before was shit hot, I know every word to a lot of his earlier stuff. I like to think my kids are dead impressed that mummy can machine gun rap but... Maybe not :peace:

Gloriously painful. I hope he wasn't planning to have children.

Wow that looks painful.

Well that's depressing. They kept him in the monkey enclosure?!

They're beautiful, majestic animals. I saw some in a zoo in France years ago and there were a couple of them that had obviously been traumatised in some way, kept somewhere too small for them, cos they'd take 2 steps forward, 2 to the side, 2 back then to the side and so on, just shuffling in a...

The trainer must have deserved it, you don't know what he was doing to that elephant when nobody was looking. Who the fuck just hands over an elephant for corporal punishment??

Well obviously, doing that to an elephant, an elephant of all creatures, makes it pretty obvious he was an asshole. Not that it'd be ok to do it to anything else, but such a big production they made of it and the elephant looked like it knew something was up!

Aww Jesus fuck, why??

She has a lovely face too, very pretty.

I wish I could, she is beautiful. My mum has horses & ponies, loads of the buggers lol, nothing quite so regal looking as those two though. I make do with brushing the pikey ponies on the back field behind where I live, wish they wouldn't leave them tethered like that.