Search results

  1. Hepheastus420

    Lace and Frills <3

    As I'm scrolling down .. oh purple hair, must be a freak.. hot .. damn got a nice pair of melons too .. she must eat her veggies and do her cardio, getting better .. oh shit!
  2. Hepheastus420

    Who do you think of?

    Well shit.. guess I wasn't invited to this circle jerk.. I'll just be in the shadows.. watching :shock:
  3. Hepheastus420

    So what?

    I plan on working, all summer.. and lots of substance abuse And probably the occasional river and lake trips on the weekends. I can't wait for the cooler months to roll around, those are the best imo
  4. Hepheastus420

    GHETTO trip

    Don't go to the ghetto, they'll eat you like the pussy you are :hump: :bigjoint:
  5. Hepheastus420

    Would you rather

    Caitlyn jenner.. get myself a suga momma/daddy
  6. Hepheastus420

    Use my urine or synthetic?

    Too late, just keep smoking and use synthetic urine. I'm not sure what type of job you're applying for but if your boss knows you smoke and isn't too worried i doubt you'll be given a serious drug test. Just use your quick fix. Make sure it's between 90-100 degrees, preferably 95. Use your heat...
  7. Hepheastus420

    I think its time to hang up the hat

    Damn.. I just wrote a long ass post (lol still long and pointless)then deleted that shit because I was complaining too much and remembered that saying "never tell anybody about your problems, 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. Very true. But I was going to say that I feel...
  8. Hepheastus420

    Deamsters

    Dude for real. Facebook is kinda creepy that way. I won't add any people and just hang out with some old friends and meet new people through them and next thing I know, those people I just met are in my "you may know" section. Good job facebook, you creepy ass stalker.
  9. Hepheastus420

    Let's Hug it out, Bitch...

    And if that's the case, then why can't human vag be shown?! You prejudice basterds!
  10. Hepheastus420

    Let's Hug it out, Bitch...

    Damn.. all you women need to get on that special k status Jk, you're beautiful just the way you are Jk again
  11. Hepheastus420

    Joe Dirt 2 on Crackle

    I thought Joe dirt was a good movie.. got me through some tough times lol. Used to watch it whenever I was down. But Joe dirt 2? Fuck that
  12. Hepheastus420

    Jade Helm

    Lol fuckin conspiracy theorists. How would the word not get around? The people who would participate in jade helm are human before soldiers. They wouldn't harm their friends and families that easily. People need to think about things before jumping to conclusions. I thought it was hilarious...
  13. Hepheastus420

    EV

    Unless you're talking about pokemon, I don't know what you mean lol
  14. Hepheastus420

    Is this wrong of me?

    Lol keep acting like your shit doesn't stink.. there's no difference between stealing music and stealing lights. The artists of those songs had to sacrifice their time that could have been spent making money another way. They invested time, work, and money into their product to make a profit yet...
  15. Hepheastus420

    what the hell happened to rap?

    Thanks, I was gonna say some new rap is still real.. I like all those artists. Chance the rapper is also pretty bad ass imo. Childish gambino picked up chance and took him on his tours to get him a start. I fuckin hate young thug.. and all these other artists. I can't even name which new...
  16. Hepheastus420

    Loved this flick...laughter and tears

    If I remember right, what's eating Gilbert grape got my eyes all watery.. And I know for sure i let out a tear as a kid when mufasa got trampled to death trying to save simba from the stampede.. and then again when mufasas soul cloud talks to simba.
  17. Hepheastus420

    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    Yea maybe you're crazy.. so crazy that you didn't realize he was your son that YOU murdered. Look behind you! But seriously, he was probably some dorky 20 year old that was trying to get some ass but chickened out and made up a story about how he must have gone to the wrong house on the...
  18. Hepheastus420

    Random Jibber Jabber Thread

    Yea you're safe.. until you find out that boy was actually dead and was trying to find his sibling "adrienne" who was also killed in that house. :o
  19. Hepheastus420

    Is this wrong of me?

    Yea, I agree. I mentioned other things being illegal too because alot of people believe they should label things "good" or "bad" based on the laws in their state. I didn't mention it to justify his actions by saying other things are illegal, so it's okay for him to steal. My bad, should've...
Top