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  1. Green Funk

    im 140 pounds and i got 1.5 grams

    Take your time! Cooking with weed is so enjoyable! This one time I made my manager a batch of brownies for $200. I tried to make them worth every penny (about an ounce of weed ground up super fine) and packaged them as professionally as I could. Now just think... Ghirardelli brownies, not...
  2. Green Funk

    im 140 pounds and i got 1.5 grams

    I have always wanted to eat an amazing crab dinner, dipping the crab meat in super-fucking potent melted weed butter...
  3. Green Funk

    Tap water

    You might want to put a few anti-chlorine drops in your water first
  4. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    My high ass thought he meant literally in between the posts. i'm going to go do my dishes now...
  5. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    How are you suppose to "clean" between posts anyway Stoney?
  6. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    who would ever see that musical... I was going to try to sympathize with the girls here, but then I watched that... and started thinking about all the magazines I see in line at the grocery store...
  7. Green Funk

    dogs in my school

    no, the dogs smell the cigs and the weed, not like you can mask the smell of weed from a dog...
  8. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    Toggle - "switch for electrical circuits: a small spring-loaded mechanical switch that opens and closes an electric circuit by manual operation" Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2005. © 1993-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. What dudes are ding-dong-ditching your clit? I...
  9. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    "Most guys treat the clitoris like a toggle switch.Giving them advice doesn't help, because they think they have a magic wand in their pants.Just because its good for you doesn't mean we like it." -Excuse me! I think if guys really treated the clit like a toggle switch there wouldn't be an...
  10. Green Funk

    dogs in my school

    Vacuum seal your bags, that shouldn’t alert a dog (as long as you are careful not to get any residue on the outside). Maybe use that highlighter or PEPSI can hidden stash. But probably the best advice I can give you for the school zone; roll joints and sell them, so you can easily eat...
  11. Green Funk

    dogs in my school

    I was hoping someone had some advice regarding getting out of a situation involving your sac and a drug sniffing dog nearby. Didn't Barry Cooper mention something like, keeping your stash with food is an okay way to hide your stash, because cops just assume the dogs want the food?
  12. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    ...i guess your girl didn't mention that she had to pinch one off before you started, haha!
  13. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    Don't knock it till you try it
  14. Green Funk

    could you marry a girl thats been with 25 or more dudes?

    The Ladies Man would advise you to "do it in the butt"
  15. Green Funk

    how wrong am i?

    Don't waste your time on girls like that, no matter how attractive they are. Dude, think about how much worse it could have been for you had any other situation played out... My friends and I would call this girl an "Aspiring Skut"
  16. Green Funk

    lol CHECK THIS OUT

    Looks pretty fresh to me!
  17. Green Funk

    Drive across to Canada

    Chill out guys, go pack a bowl or something...
  18. Green Funk

    Toilet weed!

    must have been a depressing high...
  19. Green Funk

    Leaving tomorrow... How does this sound? Rep+ Given

    put a latex glove over a bottle of water and poke some holes in it, should work fine...
  20. Green Funk

    Toilet weed!

    hahaha thats too funny!
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