#1 DANGER TO YOUR PLANTS

This thread made me smile. Great job OP. In an instance of how everyone’s story is different, I’ve been with my girlfriend for 8 years, and for 6 of them I grew mushrooms. It took 6 years of her wearing me down to get me to start growing weed. I’m sure glad she did.
 
elibaltutiimaidumituti said:
in my situation, i’m past secret growth and trust me on this, this is a no joke serious gardening issue. don’t think for a moment that there isn’t a woman beautiful enough to walk right up to you with her eyes and her nails and whisper “take me to your garden” and you wouldn’t break like a little bitch.
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I'd look that lady straight in her pretty eyes, take her by those beautifully manicured hands and sweetly say....

Haaaaay gurl! Your prince is in another castle, kthxbai!
 
Kalebaiden said:
I'd look that lady straight in her pretty eyes, take her by those beautifully manicured hands and sweetly say....

Haaaaay gurl! Your prince is in another castle, kthxbai!
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Sounds great in theory! In reality you might get off the Haaaaaay, if your lucky, then BAM, she got you in that Lasso of Truth!!!
 

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Actually thinking about someone to run my life, no idea how she feels about weed. My excuse, "It's medicinal, without it I can't take you near me."

Wait, that did not come out right.
 
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