10 Things I/We Want To Know About Women

videoman40

videoman40

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1. why must you go to the bathroom in pairs?
2. if asked if you look fat, whats the right answer?
3. why is it you cannot kill your own damn bugs?
4. why shave your eyebrows off and then paint them on?
5. is having boobs as much fun as we think?
6. can we have sex?
7. why the fuck not ?
8. when you ask how many women we have been with... whats the right answer?
9. which is the real myth: female orgasm or female intuition?
10. see number 6
 
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SwisherSweetie

Active Member
1. So we have someone to talk to and/or complain to about the date
2. Honesty is the best policy...just say NO
3. Because we want to feel like your protecting us...plus I don't like squashing them
4. Your guess is as good as mine
5. Yes!! I like playing with them as much as you do!
6. About time you asked!
7. Wanna go again??
8. Tell the truth...you don't want me to lie, do you?
9. Female O
10. How do you want it?? :)
 
videoman40

videoman40

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I think I love you!

SwisherSweetie said:
1. So we have someone to talk to and/or complain to about the date
2. Honesty is the best policy...just say NO
3. Because we want to feel like your protecting us...plus I don't like squashing them
4. Your guess is as good as mine
5. Yes!! I like playing with them as much as you do!
6. About time you asked!
7. Wanna go again??
8. Tell the truth...you don't want me to lie, do you?
9. Female O
10. How do you want it?? :)
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primeralives

primeralives

Well-Known Member
SwisherSweetie said:
1. So we have someone to talk to and/or complain to about the date
2. Honesty is the best policy...just say NO
3. Because we want to feel like your protecting us...plus I don't like squashing them
4. Your guess is as good as mine
5. Yes!! I like playing with them as much as you do!
6. About time you asked!
7. Wanna go again??
8. Tell the truth...you don't want me to lie, do you?
9. Female O
10. How do you want it?? :)
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how is a female orgasm a myth i make girls squirt on the regular, your man just isnt fucking you right
 
Roseman

Roseman

Elite Rolling Society
What I 'd like to ask is, I was in the grocery store yesterday yesterday and found myself walkind down the "feminine Products" aisle. I look up and see a bottle that says NEW, DOSPOSABLE DOUCHE.
My question is
what did they used to do with it before it was disposable?

and if I may be so bold, I also saw some labeled

NEW MUSKE SCENT
my 2nd question is
doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose?

Inquiring minds wants to know !
 
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DoobsDay

Well-Known Member
i want to know why women ask so many fucking questions, its like comin home to a fuckin parole officer
 
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xxSmoketwo

Active Member
1. yes, second mirror, and someone to complain or just talk to
2. no, never anything else or you will be slapped
3. theyre creepy
4. not many do....
5. yes, basically
6. are you good looking?
7. i never said no
8. yeah the truth
9. orgasm
10. see number 6
 
GSTATUS

GSTATUS

Well-Known Member
"how is a female orgasm a myth i make girls squirt on the regular, your man just isnt fucking you right"

aha true story
put work in...
 
Major_Nuggz

Major_Nuggz

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they used to use heating pads with hose and stop on them
anyways that was great peeps lmao

why do they have freshly scented toilet paper?
sry it doesnt mask the smell of er ass or your bathroom
Suppose if you got mad at someone you could respond with fuck you sniff my freshly scented ass
 
GSTATUS

GSTATUS

Well-Known Member
"they used to use heating pads with hose and stop on them
anyways that was great peeps lmao"

Not to be rude or anything but what the fuck are you talking about?
 
Major_Nuggz

Major_Nuggz

Well-Known Member
Roseman said:
What I 'd like to ask is, I was in the grocery store yesterday yesterday and found myself walkind down the "feminine Products" aisle. I look up and see a bottle that says NEW, DOSPOSABLE DOUCHE.
My question is
what did they used to do with it before it was disposable?
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sry my bad should have taken a quote. I was reeffering to this...its an ancient douche bag...theres one at the smithsonian
 
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kindprincess

Well-Known Member
videoman40 said:
1. why must you go to the bathroom in pairs?
2. if asked if you look fat, whats the right answer?
3. why is it you cannot kill your own damn bugs?
4. why shave your eyebrows off and then paint them on?
5. is having boobs as much fun as we think?
6. can we have sex?
7. why the fuck not ?
8. when you ask how many women we have been with... whats the right answer?
9. which is the real myth: female orgasm or female intuition?
10. see number 6
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1. my head doesn't turn far enough to see my butt
2. not just no, but HELL no!
3. because they're scary and you're there... i thought that was self explanatory... you know, bugs? *shudder*
4. boredom
5. no. it's much much more fun than you think :mrgreen:
6. do dogs pee on brick walls?
7. because i fucking said so
8. what?
9. neither
10. see number six

kp :p
 
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picchi

Active Member
1. why must you go to the bathroom in pairs?
To talk about you, powder our noses, not get lost (I’m blond inside and out)
2. if asked if you look fat, whats the right answer?
Do not think, do not contemplate the “right” response. An immediate knee jerk response of “No darling you look great” is the way to go. Mostly honestly is the best policy but not to many chicks want to know the truth, on this one. Think of the response you would like to hear about your package, it’s more or less on the same level.
3. why is it you cannot kill your own damn bugs?
This is a little alien to me, but we all like to have a man protect us and be a Manly Man.
4. why shave your eyebrows off and then paint them on?
Oh, I don’t know. The only “girls” I know who do that where not born as girls…
5. is having boobs as much fun as we think?
YES, most definitively
6. can we have sex?
I believe you are married…
7. why the fuck not ?
Geographical problems, oh and my partner is sitting right next to me.
8. when you ask how many women we have been with... what’s the right answer?
I chose the don’t ask don’t tell route, but if that’s not a possibility find out her shameful number and adjust accordingly
9. which is the real myth: female orgasm or female intuition?
I have both but as a rule of thumb, the first
10. see number 6
LOL
 
Pizip

Pizip

Well-Known Member
1.Maybe to trade dresses or check makeup
2.Say yes and then wrap your arms around her waist and say "thats the way i lke it"
3.Just to make sure you get the MF.
4.You can draw different designs that look awesome.
5.They get less tender as we grow.
6.If you promise not to make me say your name.lol
7.huh?
8.Braging would be bad so just say 2
9.female orgasm
10.iunno













videoman40 said:
1. why must you go to the bathroom in pairs?
2. if asked if you look fat, whats the right answer?
3. why is it you cannot kill your own damn bugs?
4. why shave your eyebrows off and then paint them on?
5. is having boobs as much fun as we think?
6. can we have sex?
7. why the fuck not ?
8. when you ask how many women we have been with... whats the right answer?
9. which is the real myth: female orgasm or female intuition?
10. see number 6
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Reprogammed

Reprogammed

Well-Known Member
Haha. My fiancee damn near smacks anyone who says the female orgasm is a myth. I can always tell because she latches on like a boa constrictor just before and damn near passes out afterwords.
 
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