Keep going with your experiment, I wanna see what happens next. (Why not let him have some fun and entertain us?) I think you'd make much faster progress with less than $100 by making some meth. But I'm kidding dude, don't make meth with your gatorade (or however it's done).
Yea when I bought weed in Texas, it was from age 16-20 and all I got is what you're describing, shit brought it on 18-wheelers, I assume. Except when we got "hydro," as if that's a strain, and whatever it was, it was always a treat to us kids.
Shoreline ... thanks man, I've been wondering for years. I'll check it out and maybe grab some seeds if they're available. But I don't know if it's really worth it now that I have strains like GSC, wonder woman, black berry, and cotton candy growing.