Don Gin and Ton
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Maybe time for a new thread eh...
Any way you can make it pass faster cof?!
Any way you can make it pass faster cof?!
many bowls help....it might not be any faster, but you'll feel better.Any way you can make it pass faster cof?!
sweet baby jesus I'm in a bad way. i want me mam to come round, hug me and tell me it's going to be ok.
stag do was epic. ball and chain was well received til we told him the only key was with his fiance in magaluf on the hen do all went well till the groom was arseholed and then it was a chore. he was fall down drunk anyway but it definitely didn't help.
his brothers turned up and said right were ringing him a stripper she'll be here in half hour. seriously this girl took liberties, belted him a good few times across the arse and back, did the strip then licked the neck of a bottle of becks and shoved it up his bum. he was fucking shell shocked. we all were. he had to ring his father in law to be in the morning to ask if it was still ok to marry his daughter!
we were refused into several bars till one of the party went ahead and asked two doormen if we could take him in their gaff, they said aye as long as he's ok and you take care of him. we got him in, he spilled a full pint down a lass at the bar and we got chucked out.
6 of us had to carry him and the bloody ball n chain across the main road outside central station with him and his pants down round his ankles to get him in a taxi. the drivers were not having any of it.
had to cut him out the shackles to stop him destroying the lads house.
been on the drink the rest of the weekend had a less than 6 hours kip all weekend. i'm a wreck as are most of the others, the stag has a couple of cracked ribs from falling down.
i am adding jager bombs to the list f things i will never drink again
or your gettin damn close..LOL.....OK got a question for ya Don. if my man doesn't make the cut at the British Sr Open at Turnberry, Scotland how far to you?cheap plane ride???3days on it grabbing the odd twitchy moment of shut eye on sofas. my backs knacking. turning 30 in a fortnight id say im gettin too old for this