@UncleBuck is an ignoramus for not taking your advice.
From here on out, I will always take your advice. I should start a rafting company because it would save me millions even though my kids would never see me and isn't what I want to do. Also, I should quiz my wife about what she did at work and correct her if I feel she did something wrong, because I have complete control of her.
Because you are always RIGHT, babe. OK? Now, will you please take some midol and go to bed?