315W CMH SIngle Plant DWC SCROG.

TheStickMan

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Yeah man you never told us the story of how you came to get them?
I was once walking down the seafront eating me fish and chips, when I came across two Orca's laying on beach, called Steve and Patel. I said to em "what the fuck your doing in Skegness?" They said they were lost. Steve was only from up road, Scarborough I think, but Patel had come from far away. I hope that rascist mod doesn't see this, he'll delete this straight away for being multi cultural.
Anyways I took em home wi me and they've lived in the DWC bucket ever since.
 

calliandra

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I was once walking down the seafront eating me fish and chips, when I came across two Orca's laying on beach, called Steve and Patel. I said to em "what the fuck your doing in Skegness?" They said they were lost. Steve was only from up road, Scarborough I think, but Patel had come from far away. I hope that rascist mod doesn't see this, he'll delete this straight away for being multi cultural.
Anyways I took em home wi me and they've lived in the DWC bucket ever since.
Oh lovely, I always knew you were a kind mann :D
But say, were the fish and chips wrapped in newspaper? lol
 

TheStickMan

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Well done!
Incidentally, I now finally understand why you got a larger reservoir!!
Better late than never eh? :mrgreen:
It would have been cruel to keep them in a 20 litre bucket, so now they are in the 25 litre, that 5 litre really makes a difference! lol
I've got a spider in the corner of the tent as well called Fred. I absolutely hate spiders, 8 legged wankers, so I was going to get the vacuum cleaner on him,but then thought he's not doing any harm so I've just left him to it, he just chills there in corner, he's sound. :razz:
 

TheStickMan

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Yeah that guy sure let his pants down. he'S the one who owns riu *shaking head* ohwell :rolleyes:
Sharing my indignation with you really helps me shrug it off, which saves me lots of energy wasted on anger!- thanks tons friend :D
You're very welcome! :P
Have you got any bud left from your last crop to shrug it off even further?! :razz:
 

calliandra

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It would have been cruel to keep them in a 20 litre bucket, so now they are in the 25 litre, that 5 litre really makes a difference! lol
I've got a spider in the corner of the tent as well called Fred. I absolutely hate spiders, 8 legged wankers, so I was going to get the vacuum cleaner on him,but then thought he's not doing any harm so I've just left him to it, he just chills there in corner, he's sound. :razz:
yeah I've found that spiders actually follow orders.
Usually my standpoint is, the world is a biiiig place and there's enough room for everyone without you guys camping out on my space!
But then I got this spider under the washing machine and took pity, as I am sure she fled the cold, and can I sympathize with that? So I looked it in the (what I thought was) eye, and stated in a deep and aearnest voice, you may live here, under the washing machine, and hunt whatever ventures by, thank you very much, but you stay there and only there!
Worked for a few years haha
 

TheStickMan

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yeah I've found that spiders actually follow orders.
Usually my standpoint is, the world is a biiiig place and there's enough room for everyone without you guys camping out on my space!
But then I got this spider under the washing machine and took pity, as I am sure she fled the cold, and can I sympathize with that? So I looked it in the (what I thought was) eye, and stated in a deep and aearnest voice, you may live here, under the washing machine, and hunt whatever ventures by, thank you very much, but you stay there and only there!
Worked for a few years haha
PMSL! Did you give her a name? Mine's called Fred but it could also be Freda! No sexism or racism in this thread Mr fucking Trump Mod!
And is she still living there or has she moved onto a better life behind the dishwasher?
To be fair, mines just one of those shite daddy long leg type spiders with the tiny body and long spindly legs so it doesn't scare me lol if it was one of the big dirty black ones I'd have got the Dyson out!
OMG big dirty black ones, thats something the mod would say! :razz:
 

calliandra

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PMSL! Did you give her a name? Mine's called Fred but it could also be Freda! No sexism or racism in this thread Mr fucking Trump Mod!
And is she still living there or has she moved onto a better life behind the dishwasher?
To be fair, mines just one of those shite daddy long leg type spiders with the tiny body and long spindly legs so it doesn't scare me lol if it was one of the big dirty black ones I'd have got the Dyson out!
OMG big dirty black ones, thats something the mod would say! :razz:
roflmao!!
Nah mine never got a name, also I wasn't sure it was always the same one or the tradition was passed on over the generations. Fact is, that this year Someone began webbing up the spices shelf, which, being breach of contract, results in the expulsion of all spiders.. I haven't enforced since we're moving anyway lol

But today! there was a ladybug attack haha
was sitting on the windowsill - all of a sudden like 10 of them crawling all over the place - caught 3 and put them in the closet garden haha

But where is Matty? he will be needing a guide through this zoo of new information haha :bigjoint:
 

calliandra

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PMSL! Did you give her a name? Mine's called Fred but it could also be Freda! No sexism or racism in this thread Mr fucking Trump Mod!
And is she still living there or has she moved onto a better life behind the dishwasher?
To be fair, mines just one of those shite daddy long leg type spiders with the tiny body and long spindly legs so it doesn't scare me lol if it was one of the big dirty black ones I'd have got the Dyson out!
OMG big dirty black ones, thats something the mod would say! :razz:
Oh and by the way I was just informed (and it was the second user that I've never talked to warning me) that what I'm not allowed to speak of is "censorship and such nonsense" lol
 

TheStickMan

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roflmao!!
Nah mine never got a name, also I wasn't sure it was always the same one or the tradition was passed on over the generations. Fact is, that this year Someone began webbing up the spices shelf, which, being breach of contract, results in the expulsion of all spiders.. I haven't enforced since we're moving anyway lol

But today! there was a ladybug attack haha
was sitting on the windowsill - all of a sudden like 10 of them crawling all over the place - caught 3 and put them in the closet garden haha

But where is Matty? he will be needing a guide through this zoo of new information haha :bigjoint:
Omg that reminds me, we had a massive lady bug, I think we call them lady birds over here, which doesn't sound right but I think it is right, but it's making me doubt it? I'll google it! lol the cute little red buggers with black spots?
Anyways, we had a massive lady bug/bird (?) over here about 8 years ago, they were everywhere, i remember counting like 60 of them all on a windowsill when I was at work, I did actually count them all as well, I was just passing time, didn't have anything better to do! lol

And at this point I imagine Matty thinks we are fucking mental! And that we have been smoking some weird shit, and he would like to buy an ounce! Haha :razz:
 

calliandra

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Omg that reminds me, we had a massive lady bug, I think we call them lady birds over here, which doesn't sound right but I think it is right, but it's making me doubt it? I'll google it! lol the cute little red buggers with black spots?
Anyways, we had a massive lady bug/bird (?) over here about 8 years ago, they were everywhere, i remember counting like 60 of them all on a windowsill when I was at work, I did actually count them all as well, I was just passing time, didn't have anything better to do! lol

And at this point I imagine Matty thinks we are fucking mental! And that we have been smoking some weird shit, and he would like to buy an ounce! Haha :razz:
By the time he gets back we'll have grown one haha
I'd be prepared to chop off one of the PE's branches to prove it! LOL

Ohwow that mustve been an amazing sight! and isn't it funny how when it'S ladybugs we think it'S cute, if it were a cockroach invasion, not so much? :-P
And great you spotted that, turns out only the US says ladybug - well and I do speak American English haha
Ladybird however - with all due respect! - is just one fucked up name for a beetle lmao
 

TheStickMan

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By the time he gets back we'll have grown one haha
I'd be prepared to chop off one of the PE's branches to prove it! LOL

Ohwow that mustve been an amazing sight! and isn't it funny how when it'S ladybugs we think it'S cute, if it were a cockroach invasion, not so much? :-P
And great you spotted that, turns out only the US says ladybug - well and I do speak American English haha
Ladybird however - with all due respect! - is just one fucked up name for a beetle lmao
I'll be growin Blue Dream by the time he gets back! Haha
Yeah it was mad, it was this big stately home in Nottinghamshire, opened the window and they was all just sat there, I remember it like yesterday thinking about it now! There was either 53 or 57 just sat there!
And yeah seems like a North American term for them! image.pngLook at em, they're right sweeties haha but yeah Ladybird just doesn't seem right!


And this brings me back to Futurama again, I know you havent seen it but you definitely should!image.jpeg
 

calliandra

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I'll be growin Blue Dream by the time he gets back! Haha
Yeah it was mad, it was this big stately home in Nottinghamshire, opened the window and they was all just sat there, I remember it like yesterday thinking about it now! There was either 53 or 57 just sat there!
And yeah seems like a North American term for them! View attachment 3805667Look at em, they're right sweeties haha but yeah Ladybird just doesn't seem right!


And this brings me back to Futurama again, I know you havent seen it but you definitely should!View attachment 3805677
hahaha - ewwww!
Yeah I remember that, I do think I tried to find it but failed lol

Speaking of dreams, time for me to go catch some I think ;)
There will be whales in bathtubs and ladybirds singing in it I am sure :P
Goodnight, great chatting! :D
 

TheStickMan

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hahaha - ewwww!
Yeah I remember that, I do think I tried to find it but failed lol

Speaking of dreams, time for me to go catch some I think ;)
There will be whales in bathtubs and ladybirds singing in it I am sure :P
Goodnight, great chatting! :D
And a nightmare of a racist Soviet mod telling you what you can and cannot say! haha
A pleasure as always Calli, sweet dreams (:
 

horribleherk

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Oh and by the way I was just informed (and it was the second user that I've never talked to warning me) that what I'm not allowed to speak of is "censorship and such nonsense" lol
I would tell them to fuck off & die in no particular order they are worried about what you say politicians & politics in general is just plain dirty business & breeds scumsuckers
 
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