5 panel Urine DT = ADVICE PLEASE

N8fACt0R

N8fACt0R

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I am 25 y/o 6'0 185lbs and muscular. I smoke Mids or Reg almost everyday however during the course of a month I at maximum consume one OZ, or roughly a quarter or less a week. I have a five panel dipstick drug test that I must pass on the 9th of February (for a job). I do not have the option of bringing a clean sample into the test with me due to a witnessed screen. I am aware of the dilution method and of several other methods including detox drinks. I would appreciate any information/advice concerning the probability of passing.
(PS) I have passed a drug screen after being clean for 14 days roughly 2 years ago, however I weigh 25 lbs more now and tend to smoke better quality MJ now.
(THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO REPLIES WITH VALID INFO! :weed:)
 
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bigbuddc

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I would use a quility detox drink and follow the directions perfectly. Im 6' 2'' 175 and with the detox drinks I have passed a test with only 2 days not smoking. Good luck but you should be ok with 11 days off.
 
ak.fortyseven

ak.fortyseven

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In the link I left above, I use the Lasix method, works for me. Lasix is a non-narcotic prescription drug used by patients to remove excess fluid from there bodies. Hopefully you can find someone who has some on such a short notice.
 
Tyler Durden 77

Tyler Durden 77

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gallon O water a day with a 32oz cranberry juice in addition......i worked for me within a 6 day period... im 6'0 225 VERY muscular also and i also work out 1-2 hours 5 days a week... i believe hat helped also!
 
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chitownsmoking

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how do you not have that option. i dont have that option im on probation they watch me piss dick in hand. they cant do it to you. sneak some urine in a small pill bottle, or ballon. wear baggy pants and have it taped to your leg
 
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chitownsmoking

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and either way 11 days not smoking and if u dilute right u should pass. you only smoke scwagg, and your not that heavey im over 250 pounds and i can pas a test after 11-14 days not smoking
 
N8fACt0R

N8fACt0R

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Not to be rude Chi, but I have already clearly stated that bringing a sample into this screen is not an option. Please, since you seem to be willing to help, only give advice that abides by the parameters in which I have stated the test will occur. Any other advice is a waste of your time and mine. -Thanks
 
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chitownsmoking

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N8fACt0R said:
Not to be rude Chi, but I have already clearly stated that bringing a sample into this screen is not an option. Please, since you seem to be willing to help, only give advice that abides by the parameters in which I have stated the test will occur. Any other advice is a waste of your time and mine. -Thanks
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ok those panal test are the most inacurate of all. dont smoke anymore brick weed how you like to do. leav it alone. on the dat of your test start drinking water a few hours before the test......... after the 3-5th time u piss you will notice its comming out clear..... keep pissing untill 45min-hour before the test. then take 4-5 times the recommended dose of vit. b12 to add color back into your urine. then go off to your test. try tto only give them urine from midway during your pissing...... this will have less metabolites in it..... thats how i always pass.........


and i dont ever take the vitamins.... i always piss clear. i dont give a fuck. if they asked me to retake it i would piss clear again again.
 
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chitownsmoking

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N8fACt0R said:
Thanks Chi, solid advice.
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yeah im telling you this works for me always, and i take lab tests. they tell me what the thc metabolite count is on my urine and everything else. i can always manage to get it under 25!!!!! lol but there is always a small count in there lol they know what it is:hump:
 
N8fACt0R

N8fACt0R

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Ok I feel satisfied that I will pass then. :) 6 1/2 days left till I get to blaze one up! I have some oil I have been saving for just such an occasion, I cant wait to weedturn to the flock. lol
 
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chitownsmoking

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N8fACt0R said:
Ok I feel satisfied that I will pass then. :) 6 1/2 days left till I get to blaze one up! I have some oil I have been saving for just such an occasion, I cant wait to weedturn to the flock. lol
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yooooo if i was you i would buy some dank for when you can smoke... turn all that brick into bho!!!:hump:
 
golddog

golddog

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I passed a test a few years back, using one of the Detox Formulas from a headshop.

Chitownsmoking is giving the same advice I would.

EXCEPT : Just for shits and giggles eat some asparagus, it makes your urine smell funny and you can say funny stuff to the tester.

My piss was so green almost phosphorescent. I told the nurse that when you get my age your have to take a lot of vitamins. I thought she was going to die laughing right there.

I passed the test.

Peace - :joint::peace:
 
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chitownsmoking

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golddog said:
I passed a test a few years back, using one of the Detox Formulas from a headshop.

Chitownsmoking is giving the same advice I would.

EXCEPT : Just for shits and giggles eat some asparagus, it makes your urine smell funny and you can say funny stuff to the tester.

My piss was so green almost phosphorescent. I told the nurse that when you get my age your have to take a lot of vitamins. I thought she was going to die laughing right there.

I passed the test.

Peace - :joint::peace:
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AND IT MAKES YOUR DICK GROW TOOO:bigjoint:
 
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