5 word story

0690noob · May 22, 2014

It is what it is

Hookabelly · May 22, 2014

Hasn't been what it was

ChingOwn · May 22, 2014

Im a bag of douche

Hookabelly · May 23, 2014

uncork me and stand back

a senile fungus · May 23, 2014

Danger: contents are under pressure

Pinworm · May 23, 2014

Gross, I hate strawberry flavored.

cat of curiosity · May 23, 2014

now cherry, that's another story.

Hookabelly · May 23, 2014

Or how about Dr. Pepper?

dannyboy602 · May 23, 2014

Mountain Dew Baja Blast ROCKS

a senile fungus · May 23, 2014

Faygo is where it's at.

mackdx · May 24, 2014

If you are a juggalo

a senile fungus · May 24, 2014

mackdx said:
If you are a juggalo

who can't count to five...

Garybhoy11 · May 26, 2014

Slap yourself doing a hi5

a senile fungus · May 26, 2014

High five is very nice!

FranJan · May 26, 2014

PetFlora dead. Is this catharsis?

tytheguy111 · May 27, 2014

NO THIS IS SPARTA *kick*

Kdog988 · May 27, 2014

In the groin extremly gently

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gR33nDav3l0l · May 27, 2014

holds with feet, strokes lightly

tytheguy111 · May 30, 2014

She puts lotion on the-skin

a senile fungus · Jun 5, 2014

Revive the five word story!