5 word story

pinkjackyle · Sep 24, 2014

they said to john holmes

ChingOwn · Sep 24, 2014

mix up the baby gravy

Pinworm · Sep 24, 2014

brotien is good for you

ChingOwn · Sep 24, 2014

brotien stains on da bedsheets

Pinworm · Sep 24, 2014

oh, ancient Chinese secret, huh?

ChingOwn · Sep 24, 2014

itchy butt hole stinky finger

pinkjackyle · Sep 24, 2014

go and ask david hasslehoff

ChingOwn · Sep 24, 2014

but Germans love the Hoff

pinkjackyle · Sep 24, 2014

germans also like liverwerst too

Hookabelly · Sep 24, 2014

ChingOwn said:
mix up the baby gravy

Brotein will build strong bone (r ) s

ASMALLVOICE · Sep 24, 2014

and joints, so you can

Hookabelly · Sep 24, 2014

Always have a kickstand handy

Pinworm · Sep 24, 2014

kickstand is codeword for handjob

Hookabelly · Sep 24, 2014

learn something new every day

N0iZ · Sep 24, 2014

like today is tomorrow's yesterday

Hookabelly · Sep 25, 2014

Or: "I don't pay for stupid"

a senile fungus · Sep 26, 2014

These are memories that I

N0iZ · Sep 26, 2014

won't remember after this puff

Ishrahnai · Sep 26, 2014

Which may be mutually beneficial

a senile fungus · Sep 26, 2014

for me, myself, and I