5 word story

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

robert 14617 said:
it rubs lotion on itself

While reading yelp for help

Stoney McFried · Feb 13, 2014

realizing it was really capsaicin

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

The night the yeti returns

Garden Boss · Feb 13, 2014

The villagers confront and attempt

BarnBuster · Feb 13, 2014

longing for his little bigfoot

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

To beat the world record

BarnBuster · Feb 13, 2014

by mere mortal inches and

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

Ka-bam it's a home run

BarnBuster · Feb 13, 2014

but, at the last minute

robert 14617 · Feb 13, 2014

i shit my pants violently

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

Like deathly violently I'm embarrassed

BarnBuster · Feb 13, 2014

only if you wipe him

robert 14617 · Feb 13, 2014

back of the ears dirty

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

Like a weathered homeless dog

Garden Boss · Feb 13, 2014

Bigfoot takes dabs in celebration

BarnBuster · Feb 13, 2014

smells like yeti ear wax

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

Better than yeti ball scum

robert 14617 · Feb 13, 2014

sascuath smegma on a ritz

smaher · Feb 13, 2014

Mmmmm just like mom makes

BarnBuster · Feb 13, 2014

or chupacabra anal gland squirt?