5 word story

ChingOwn · May 1, 2014

slab and a candle stick

spazatak · May 1, 2014

in the shape of an

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

elderly mans penis and then

cat of curiosity · May 1, 2014

i shoved a whole entire

Kdog988 · May 1, 2014

Vienna sausage in my ear

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Pinworm · May 1, 2014

then switched it up and

cat of curiosity · May 1, 2014

and a severely over sized

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

pear shaped object, that I

a senile fungus · May 1, 2014

had found the day before,

Garybhoy11 · May 1, 2014

Hanging like a giant pile

ChingOwn · May 1, 2014

Of horse shit off my

a senile fungus · May 1, 2014

front porch. It attracts flies

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

like Terra Reid's cunt, and

a senile fungus · May 1, 2014

nearly the same shape too...

ChingOwn · May 1, 2014

So I punched that stupid

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

stupid twat in the chompers and

ChingOwn · May 1, 2014

licked the blood off her

a senile fungus · May 1, 2014

...wait... That is food coloring.

Pinworm · May 1, 2014

That deserves another slap in the

a senile fungus · May 1, 2014

twat. Terra Reid likes it