90 days for False information to Officer suck my balls??? Say it aint so...

Im in California....

Ok so i go to court in two days and i just read that i face 90 days in jail for giving false ID to an officer....

I dont know if it will help but i was also caught drinking in public, ticketed for this aswell.... Which is what made me feel i could pull it off... I feel a sinking feeling.... FUCK.

What do you think?

Sooo im definatly going to get a public defender.... i have no priors.... hmmmm....

i wouldnt fret over it man..no priors, they should go easy on ya.

Act bat shit crazy in court, free ride...

Store a healthy glob of chunky peanut butter in your underwear, rip a huge fart then reach in and scoop a handfull out and sniff it like you don't know what it is. Then taste it and lick it off your fingers right in front of the judge.

OregonMeds said:

Act bat shit crazy in court, free ride...

Store a healthy glob of chunky peanut butter in your underwear, rip a huge fart then reach in and scoop a handfull out and sniff it like you don't know what it is. Then taste it and lick it off your fingers right in front of the judge.

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LOL. That cheered me up a bit anyways. But HEY, that could work huh? Im just not sure if i could do it with a straight face....

The only problem is that i was charged with Petty Theft, but it was well after this.....

I do have warrants for small shit in other towns, but that didnt come up when i went to court over PT so it shallnt now id imagine....

So What am i facing a fine then? Cause man Jail is BS.

Alright hey thanks for the feed back Stoney

I just got to go in this with confidence that im a 'Outstanding Citizen" i think.

MrMicro, You've got to be kidding right? Check this out:
False Info
Drinking in public
Petty theft
Warrants for "small shit" in other towns

Dude, you need to get control of your life and accept responsibility for your actions. This is a path down the wrong road bub.

Hopefully you dont end up in the clink and this is a wake-up call.

Yeah, i spent some time in the cage for that petty theft deal, and beleive me, i respect law much more. Jail is no joke. I personally dont think my record is to bad. My petty theft charge was dealth with about a month ago. I was drinking in public and gave fase info. to a Dickhole Cop dick well before this, so i have no priors to This incident. When i was in court for the petty theft, they didnt bring up any of the warrants in the other towns so that cant be a factor...

But yeah i know, this is some lame shit. I was drunk and i actually had another ID, but i was off by two days on the birth date... So it had something to it.... But yeah man, i was drunk and really thought id smooth my way out of it. Pshh.

I think that might be my argument, that i was slightly intoxicated... idk, i have to talk to a Public defender.

You think the cop sucked? Wait until you meet the PD!