A Dozen County Sheriffs Are Outside My Door.
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MountainManGanjaGrower
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just go look them square in the eye, blunt in mouth. then just stare one of them down man, stare him the FUCK down. then softly say,"I'm gonna kick you in the balls..." WHAM- KICK HIS NUTS. then run! I don't know where since your already home, maybe the police station since they're not there haha eat their donuts while they bounce and jiggle when trying to catch you
Thundakat85
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I walked outside around the corner to go to the coke machine around here the other day, and there were two cops standing there talking to two people, pretty much in the direction of where the vent from my bathroom shoots out the side of the building. I had just finished a nice B. . .they didnt see me slip back inside, but still made me nervous as balls. Its the 4th tho, I imagine the smell of burning fireworks, hot beer, and fat people sweating may be on your side today.
Tenner
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I had 40 plants growing on my balcony greenhouse and they grew way too tall and I didn`t want to cut them down. Next thing 2 combine harvesters sorting out the grain fields right outside my house with 3 people on the field directing them. Problem was the buds were visible from standing length let alone on a massive machine! Fucking scary but I`m glad nothing happned 
I hope we see you again Uncle Buck
I hope we see you again Uncle Buck
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
half the parade just passed by my house.
a john birch society member walked right up to my stoop and asked me if i wanted to know why my food prices were going up.
i guessed, is it the communists having butt sex? he started going on about the federal reserve. once he was done i asked him to name me a strong nation without a central bank. he just walked away without answering. said something over his shoulder to me about free people having a bank.
the heritage foundation passed me out a copy of the declaration of independence. i said thanks and they asked if i knew what was in it. i said yes, right down to the merciless indian savages with their known rule of warfare.
i love this country, but i really question some of the people in it.
a john birch society member walked right up to my stoop and asked me if i wanted to know why my food prices were going up.
i guessed, is it the communists having butt sex? he started going on about the federal reserve. once he was done i asked him to name me a strong nation without a central bank. he just walked away without answering. said something over his shoulder to me about free people having a bank.
the heritage foundation passed me out a copy of the declaration of independence. i said thanks and they asked if i knew what was in it. i said yes, right down to the merciless indian savages with their known rule of warfare.
i love this country, but i really question some of the people in it.
dannyboy602
Well-Known Member
Talk about paranoid....about the time of the WSJ article that quoted me I saw a cop in my neighbors back yard. I almost freaked. Later my neighbor told me there was a dead cat in his back yard and he called to have it removed. My hair turned a little greyer that day.
And then took a shower and changed underwear LOL Jeezus, I have a legal grow and that would really, really wake my ass up!!
PappaBear
New Member
they left all their starbucks cups and pastry snack boxes in my garbage can. took up near a quarter of it. i have a lot of trash to put out this week and am pretty sure it won't all fit now.
Send them a sanitation bill. Im serious.
UncleBuck
Well-Known Member
nah, they were actually very nice and respectful. never once set foot past the sidewalk onto my lawn or anything. they just kinda chilled and did their thing waiting for the parade to start. passed out candy to kids in the meantime.
I hate em' too
ShadyStoner
New Member
That would create unwanted attention
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
And doughnuts.