A good laugh for you guys, it involves poison oak..

Hey everyone, so if you read this i hope you laugh considering how ridiculous this is. Im wondering if any of you have had this happen.

So yesterday, me and my soon to be growing buddy went on a hike to look for potential spots for our summer grow. We followed the trail, cut off, followed a stream for a bit, went up a mountain another 40 yards, climbed over/under some prickly bushes and then found 4-5 consecutive spots that would be great. The plants would be getting 6+ hours of sunlight a day, (Our strains are Nirvana NL and Ak 47xLowryder) So we realize that we will come back when we get our plants and everything, so here is the conversation while im inching my jinglebells downstairs.
Him: "Haha hey dude you know what would suck?"
Me: "What?"
Him: "If we got poison oak on the way up here and then itched our balls, i think we did so ive been making sure not to touch them"
Me: " Ha yeah that would suck"

Sure enough, four hours later what happens?

Inflammation, swelling, pain, itching on my balllss. Now proceeding to get on my face, eyelids, etc.

Does anyone have any good poison oak tips? I need to go to a doc or something because this is a ridiculous pain and btw i tried calamine lotion, shit doesnt workk and oatmeal is relieving a bit.

Ill be posting pictures of our site to see what you guys think soon enough too. Any tips for this not to fucking happen every time i water..
 

logzz

Active Member
If you get baking soda wet it and let it dry on your skin then peel it off it stops the itch at least.. Good luck man that sucks though..
 

Z0oted

Active Member
HOLY SHIT THAT SUCKS! On a good note if you decide to plant at that place nobody will go back there. The question is how will you get back there?
 
Ha i just took a shower and it actuallllyy feels amazing, it would be a tough choice besides getting my lay or taking a shower with my tumorous testicles. The only problem was noww that they were under the hot water now they are irritated and more itchyyy. Does baking soda really work?
 

MediMaryUser

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Ha i just took a shower and it actuallllyy feels amazing, it would be a tough choice besides getting my lay or taking a shower with my tumorous testicles. The only problem was noww that they were under the hot water now they are irritated and more itchyyy. Does baking soda really work?

it must be bad to be getting ready to coat your nutz in baking soda
 

b4reel

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I used some stuff called "Ivarest" its like 30.00 at the drug store but it will knock it out in a day or two.
 

dutch29681

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When u go to the family doc. They give u peniselin

I had it all over my balls penis face arms legs...it gets rid
of it within 48hours , my head was like a ball krane,super swollen, could nt piss without getting it every were
like a hose w/ ur finger in it....hurts but in the end it my dick got bigger from all the stretching... ;)
 
When u go to the family doc. They give u peniselin

I had it all over my balls penis face arms legs...it gets rid
of it within 48hours , my head was like a ball krane,super swollen, could nt piss without getting it every were
like a hose w/ ur finger in it....hurts but in the end it my dick got bigger from all the stretching... ;)
Haha dude ok, i woke up this morning and my face was HUGE!!! So of course im skipppin school but dude like actually? EVERYTHINGGG ITCHES. Im going to try and go to the doc today, At the end of all this im posting a before/after pic haha its going to be ridiculous.

Btw i just read your thread i think to the new outdoor growers?
 
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